This is weird, right? Kim Kardashian trying to hide from photographers and giving them the finger? I mean, Kim Kardashian turning down publicity and the chance to be photographed? It's like watching a fat person turn down french fries. Or Michael Jackson...

Victoria Beckham scored a multi-million deal with Armani late last year and these are the first ads from her campaign. I call this one Tom Cruise Stops By the Beckham House at an Inopportune Time. Flips the Fuck Out. I don't know how that'll sell clothes...

Ricardo Montalban of Fantasy Island and Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan fame passed away today at his home in Beverly Hills. People reports: His son-in-law Gilbert Smith tells PEOPLE that Montalban had been in declining health for months and died from compl...

Offering the obvious reason that The show is played out, Fox has announced that 'Prison Break' has been cancelled. The Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell show began to go downhill at the end of its second season, and ratings have not been good for the e...

Rapper Lil Kim was a Big be part of the late Notorious B.I.G.'s life but she ain't happy with not being cast in the movie the way she's portrayed in the biopic about his life. She has issued a hissy fit statement to the AP about Biggie Small's 'Notorious'...

Oprah Winfrey must be feeling the effects of her new diet because she practically proposed marriage to Kate Winslet's breasts on her show yesterday. Us Magazine reports: I love the fact that you have real breasts, 'cause in all the breast scenes, your br...

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl's name to the folks at People, and it's Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck - which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let's take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born:...

Lil Kim isn't happy with the way she's portrayed in the upcoming Biggie Small's biopic Notorious and has issued a statement to the AP voicing her disapproval: The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a 'character' t...

Russell Crowe's stubborn refusal to diet has cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's Robin Hood remake Nottingham. The Daily Mail reports Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where...

Kate Hudson hit the beach in Hawaii with new boyfriend Adam Scott yesterday. (The Australian golfer, not the actor.) Look, I'm not a religious man, but it's gotta be more than a coincidence that Kate Hudson's ass appears the same day I talk about Patrick...

Here's Kim Kardashian going to the 3rd Street Dance Studio last night in West Hollywood to film scenes for her new workout video. Wait a minute, get Ridley Scott on the line. I think I've found his new Maid Marian. Also, I'll waive a finder's fee if he h...

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz used to be BFFFLs, but the two wouldn't even speak to each other Sunday night at the CAA Golden Globes after party, according to OK! Magazine: Both Cameron and Drew were at the party but neither one spoke to each other! a ...

CSI's great actor William Peterson says that he won't miss Gil Grissom - but fans of the show absolutely will. After 9 seasons, the veteran actor is walking away from the hit TV drama and a pile of cash - which he says is reason enough to let it go. The r...

Megan Fox apparently took some time out yesterday from meeting her incestuous crush Zac Efron to whine about her body to reporters at the Golden Globes. The Sun reports: She said: I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a m...

Patrick Swayze has enough on his plate battling pancreatic cancer, but he hit a bump last week when he was hospitalized with pneumonia. Given only a few weeks to live at the beginning of last year, the amazingly resilient Swayze wasn't about to let some ...

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady officially proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on Friday despite TMZ swearing on it's mother's grave that shit went down Christmas Eve. People reports: He asked and she accepted, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE...

Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there's so much moose knuckle going on here, I'm amazed Sarah Palin hasn't popped ...

Here's Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and wow, this is exactly like real life. I mean, a dude in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. Wait, here he comes now. Drink at my des...

Remember when Megan Fox said Zac Efron was like the brother she'd have sex with? Well, Zac Efron did and displayed some brass balls by saying Hi to Megan at last night's Golden Globes. Seriously, how awesome must it have been to be Vanessa Hudgens at tha...

Here's 63-year-old actress Goldie Hawn relaxing on the beach in Hawaii. Take a good look because this is Kate Hudson in about 35 years. Provided she spontaneously acquires breasts and the dedicated love of a man. - - PFFT! Ha ha ha ha! Kate Hudson; commi...

Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil has started divorce proceedings today and is citing Amy's adultery with Joshua Bowman as the grounds, according to People: Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to file papers. I can confirm that I have b...

Miss Congeniality Sandra Bullock is finally a mommy! Sort of. While her husband Jesse James' ex-wife is doing time in the slammer, Sandra will be the full-time stepmom for James' 5-year-old daughter, Sunny. But Pethouse Pet Janine Lindemulder is pissed th...

Some say The Stig drives a boring $32,000 car when he's away from his day job of driving Ferraris and Renault F1s around a test track. British tabloid News of the World says it has uncovered the top secret identity of black visor wearing Stig.- the ace dr...

For his role in that Batman movie that may or may not have been about George Bush, Heath Ledger won Best Supporting Actor last night at the 66th Annual Golden Globes (a.k.a. Oscar Tee-Ball) which has significantly increased his chances of a posthumous Ac...

Superstar rapper Kanye West wants to redefine the world of hip-hop as we know it. Except his plan involves showing you his testicles, and I'm literally not joking. Here's what DJ Nudestein told the latest issue of Vibe: I definitely feel like, in the nex...

Congrats to Black Eyed Pea Fergie who married her longtime boyfriend actor Josh Duhamel in a white fantasy wedding yesterday in Malibu. People.com has the exclusive coverage of the singer, 33, who had a dream wedding to the Las Vegas hunk, 36, with 10 bri...

A surprisingly decent looking Madonna went on a date last night with an unidentified mystery man, and this guy doesn't even look like he's alive. Oh, she touched him with the death hands; He's not. Wow. Nothing like starting your night thinking you'll be...

Seen here during happier fake-lesbian times with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan took to her blog yesterday to write a paranoid rant titled Random :). What follows is clearly a veiled warning to Anthony LaPaglia that the fire-crotch just got set to Rape, ...

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson had a girls night out at Bar Deluxe Thursday. I'm going to assume Ashlee wasn't drinking since she's breastfeeding, but hey, it's not like Pete can't fill in for the night. Xanax-flavored breast milk: Kids love it! In the meant...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie's legs and there wasn...

Welcome to The Superficial's Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you'll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself.... Click here for an expe...

So, yeah, if that's not Amy Winehouse peeing while standing up, I don't know what is. This explains what she was adjusting in those bikini pics from last week. I almost feel bad for her boyfriend Joshua Bowman who was looking for some free publicity to b...

These are shots of Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo that she posted on her official website. Of all The Hills stars, I think I respect Audrina the most. But only because she recognizes the fact that people just want to see her oddly-spaced cans. You ...

Paris Hilton claims she has only slept with a couple of people, because she respects herself too much, even going so far as comparing her chaste sex life to a brand new Prada bag that no one can get. Mm-kay. Paris insists that she only kisses the guys she...

Tom Cruise stopped by The View yesterday to promote his new film Valkyrie. He ended up speaking about the death of his fellow Scientologist John Travolta's son Jett, according to People: I just don't have the words for it, says Cruise. It's just horrific...

Who knew Islamic extremists were so into pop culture? Actually, they aren't. If you caught the news yesterday that British singer Amy Winehouse's name was put on some sort of Terror Target List, rest easy that the Beehive is safe... from extremists that i...

Drew Barrymore is looking to add Elf Fucker to her resume. She was recently seen hitting on Entourage star Kevin Connolly who wanted nothing to do with that, according to The National Enquirer: Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together...

Remember when Jake Gyllenhaal would always play the role of the wistful outcast teenager who mumbled all his lines? Well, somebody just sold that kid some steroids. I'm not about to point any fingers here, but if Reese Witherspoon doesn't fit the M.O. of...

Because no sane person ever will, Paris Hilton is defending her own honor in the pages of Glamour where she claims to have slept with only a few guys and isn't a walking stick of promiscuity: I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up...

Heidi Montag had her nails painted with the Chanel logo while shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and, wow, what a huge mistake. If you're going to advertise your company on Soulless Barbie here, you probably want to chose a bit more visible location. So...

Lindsay Lohan wants to be an actress not a celebrity. The mean girl says she's just a hard working, misunderstood A-list actress who should be getting the good film roles currently going to other young actresses. Linds tells Interview magazine that she fe...

Remember child actor Willie Aames from Charles in Charge and Eight Is Enough? Star magazine is running an 'exclusive' story that the once popular actor tried to kill himself on Thanksgiving Day. Aames, 48, tells the mag that, after all those years of work...

Unlike those other snooty awards ceremonies like the Oscars and the Hobo Olympics, the People's Choice Awards don't rely on an elite group of judges to determine the winners. No, for the past 35 years, the PCAs have put the decision directly in the hands...

At first I thought these were shots of Jessica Alba having an intervention with Kathy Griffin about swallowing small children whole. So, imagine my surprise when I found out that's Jessica's mom Catherine Alba. I don't even know how someone pisses off Go...

Seen here apparently wearing my bathrobe in public, Sarah Jessica Parker is getting the ready to hit the ol' dusty trail and move away from the allegedly unfaithful Matthew Broderick, according to Star: The time has come when she realizes it just isn't w...

Brad Pitt is setting the record straight on that time he bailed on ex-wife Jennifer Aniston to start repopulating the earth with Angelina Jolie. Perhaps you've heard about it in passing. Anyway, here's Brad stating his case in the latest issue of W Magaz...

Ghost and Dirty Dancing star Patrick Swayze says he is scared and going through hell referring to his treatment for his pancreatic cancer. In his first interview since being diagnosed last year, the 56-year-old actor says he is not on his deathbed and is ...

Mischa Barton posted some bikini pics on her website from the beaches of Goa. And, seriously, kudos to Mischa for not entirely airbrushing out the cellulite. Most celebs would've covered that shit right up. Including myself who'd probably pay George Luca...

So Brad Pitt is telling W magazine that Angelina Jolie wasn't responsible for his divorce from Jennifer Aniston even though Jen told Vogue magazine that it was uncool of Ange to tell The New York Times that she fell in love with Brad while filming 'Mr. an...

Hey, remember Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Me neither, but apparently they had some sort of kid yesterday, according to People: The actress's rep says: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl. The baby was born Tuesday in Lo...