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Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News

2012-01-31

Posted by Photo Boy - Thigh-High Socks that if you’re looking at, you’re missing the show. - Chronicle is this generation’s The Blair Witch Project. - Fran Drescher represented our species to aliens. Oh, good. - Rooney Mara stole Blak...

 

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

2012-01-30

Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Miami on Friday where she also brought along Casper Smart because who the hell else is going to drive her to the Piggly Wiggly? More importantly, she actually looks pretty damn good in the shots taken thr...

 

Supposedly Ashlee Simpson Looks 'Great' Here

2012-01-30

This may come as a shock to you, but I’m not a maven of high fashion society, so I really have no clue why everyone was raving about how “amazing” Ashlee Simpson looked at the SAG Awards last night. Maybe because she’s not stand...

 

The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

2012-01-30

In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuringRead More ... ...

 

LeAnn Rimes Eats Wieners

2012-01-30

Have I mentioned I’m 11? It’s been 25 days since we last saw LeAnn Rimes eating, or at least looking like she’s eating, so just assume that’s the last time it happened. Anyway, here she is giving this consumption thing another t...

 

Brandi Glanville's Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

2012-01-30

Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, dependin...

 

Madonna Doesn't Stand Lady GaGa

2012-01-30

According to a juicy new report, it is obviously clear that Madonna is really pissed off with fellow diva singer Lady GaGa so much as she doesn't even want to be in the same room with her!...

 

Kim Kardashian Banged Lil' Bow Wow

2012-01-30

In an interview with 105.1 in New York, Bow Wow basically admits to hooking up with Kim Kardashian two years ago so it’s anybody’s guess whether that was before, after or during the time she was banging Kanye West, Gabriel Aubry, Miles Aust...

 

Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her.

2012-01-30

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains, you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!” Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ memorial service Saturday night and honored the late singer in the classiest way pos...

 

Jessie J Is Full of Generosity

2012-01-30

According to reports, British singer Jessie J is no diva. The star actually enjoys being generous and she revealed she likes to give to charities and less fortunate people the extra clothes she receives....

 

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini and Other News

2012-01-30

Posted by Photo Boy - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (Breast Puns!) - Sean Penn is confusing Haiti with Scarlett Johansson‘s vagina again. - Nick Carter is 32, but his face looks more lik–AHH! - The curious case of...

 

Demi Moore Was Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer

2012-01-30

As Demi Moore‘s Fuck You, Ashton Kutcher Drug Binge and Nitrous Extravaganza continues to unfold, we now know that Rumer was there the whole time, and that the two were most likely smoking something called K2 Spice and not salvia because apparent...

 

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.7

2012-01-28

Quick, what’s Kashyyyk for “papa?” Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week’s random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel’s face with hi...

 

Demi Moore Was Smoking 'Something' Now

2012-01-27

If you heard about Demi Moore doing whip-its and went, “Ha! Are we going to find out she was doing salvia next?” We’re finding out she was probably doing salvia next. People reports: Demi Moore was having convulsions and “burnin...

 

Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants

2012-01-27

“Shalom,” they say. I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morn...

 

Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is

2012-01-27

Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at t...

 

The Crap We Missed – 1.27.12

2012-01-27

“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa ...

 

Drew Barrymore Wants to Convert to Judaism

2012-01-27

According to a report in America's In Touch Weekly magazine, actress Drew Barrymore wants to convert to Judaism because she is currently engaged to actor Will Kopelman, who is Jewish....

 

Adriana Lima Wore Another Bikini and Other News

2012-01-27

Posted by Photo Boy - Gronking > Tebowing. - Joe Rogan and Rosie O’Donnell are 9/11 conspiracy theorists now. - Pat Sajak and Vanna White used to do Wheel drunk on margaritas. - The 50 Most Ridiculous Mascots: I vote for the Penn State Silent Sho...

 

Ian Somerhalder: Cat Detective

2012-01-27

“Prepare for a tummy rub, crime.” Before this post turns into a dreamily heroic yet comically misguided adventure of bleeding heart proportions, a little background from the Washington Post that you’re going to want to skip if at leas...

 

Ashton Kutcher Finally Concerned About Demi Moore

2012-01-27

Although previous reports claimed that Ashton Kutcher ignored all requests from Demi Moore's daughter Rumer Willis to help her mother get back on her feet following their ugly divorce, it seems now the estranged husband offered to help and provide a shoul...

 

Taylor Swift Wrote An Entire Album About Jake Gyllenhaal

2012-01-27

Taylor Swift has a history of writing songs about her exes (See: Mayer, John “Douchecanoe”), but she’s never written an entire concept album about one which is how I chose to read this Us Weekly article about Jake Gyllenhaal who dumpe...

 

Vanessa Hudgens Won't Stop Wearing Bikinis

2012-01-26

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Hawaii yesterday where she did a little topless sunbathing if topless means you don’t see anything awesome even though we’ve all stared directly into her spread eagle vagina, so technically she owes us for th...

 

Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car

2012-01-26

“Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras…” I don’t make it an effort to cover the 800 lawsuits Lindsay Lohan‘s served with everyday mostly because she’s an over-entitled drug addict who doesn’t s...

 

Ashton Kutcher Seems Really Concerned About Demi Moore

2012-01-26

With Demi Moore in the hospital for doing whip-its of all things, you’d just assume Ashton Kutcher might be a tad concerned for the woman he was married to before detonating their relationship with his wandering cock. Turns out he has not a fuck ...

 

Liam Neeson's Converting To Islam

2012-01-26

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a convert, I can tell you I don’t have faith. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Ski...

 

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.26.12

2012-01-26

Liam Neeson can have Islam, I’m converting to this religion. Whatever this one is. Melonology. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the soon-to-raped wax statues of RPattz and T-Lau (Do they call him T-Lau? They should call hi...

 

Kate Beckinsale Presents Her Cleavage To Ze Germans and Other News

2012-01-26

Posted by Photo Boy - Here’s a Latina(o)? midget’s Amy Winehouse tribute. You’re welcome. - Snoop Dogg gives Kris Humphries the greatest advice of his life. - Redheaded cleavage that is in no way hotter than Kate Beckinsale. - Tracy M...

 

Who's the Fairy Godmother of Beyonce's Baby?

2012-01-26

Were you wondering who's going to be the Godmother to Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby? Wonder no more! It is Oprah Winfrey the one who's set to take that role....

 

Russell Brand Got Over Katy Perry

2012-01-26

It appears comic star Russell Brand has already gotten over estranged wife Katy Perry, as he has been seen dating again....

 

Rihanna's Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial 'Sophie's Choice'

2012-01-26

Posted by Photo Boy Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently R...

 

Demi Moore Was Doing Whip-Its

2012-01-26

Apparently Demi Moore was knocking back whip-its the night she was hospitalized because she’s 18 and living in her parent’s basement while working a dead-end job at Arby’s. A fact I’ve secretly suspected for years now, but lacke...

 

Brandi Glanville Banged Gerard Butler For A Week

2012-01-25

A while back it was rumored that Brandi Glanville hooked up with Gerard Butler which no one really believed because, yes, Gerard Butler loves vagina, he probably doesn’t have to troll for reality stars that got dumped by Eddie Cibrian for LeAnn R...

 

Joan Rivers Destroys Chelsea Handler

2012-01-25

Not physically mind you. She actually looks like this. On Monday morning, Chelsea Handler said the following when asked about a feud with Joan Rivers on Howard Stern. Via RadarOnline: “Joan Rivers? What the fuck do I care about Joan Rivers? I don...

 

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.25.12

2012-01-25

You know you Lycan this. (That werewolf pun just happened and, no, I won’t apologize for it.) Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring David Duchovny thinking to himself, “I’m pretty sure I’ve ejaculated on a fo...

 

Unsupervised Britney Spears Looks Exactly How You Expect It To Look

2012-01-25

Apparently Britney Spears‘ dad is getting her ready to end this conservatorship because here she is in all her crazy-eyed glory while letting her children walk barefoot in downtown Los Angeles yesterday where hipsters ironically pee and puke afte...

 

Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor

2012-01-25

“Excuse me for a second- ‘The fuck did you just say?” Apparently there’s a rumor going around that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, and this may come as a shock to you, but I’m not buying this one. Mostly because Reese Witherspoo...

 

Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake

2012-01-25

“Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.” Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birth...

 

Heidi Klum and Seal Had Prenup

2012-01-25

Although they are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage, Heidi Klum and Seal won't split anything in half. It seems the two stars have been cautious and protected their fortunes by signing a prenuptial agreement....

 

Vienna Girardi In A Bikini and Other News

2012-01-25

Posted by Photo Boy - President Obama’s State Of The Union Address In 12 Animated GIFs - But the real star of the show was Kathy Proctor? - Flexibility is important, for like exercise and stuff. - Blake Lively is the deal-breaker in the casting o...

 

Demi Moore Hospitalized For 'Exhaustion' And Yes, Exhaustion Means Drugs

2012-01-25

For those of you wondering how Demi Moore‘s holding up after her divorce from Ashton Kutcher, not fucking well. TMZ reports she was hospitalized last night for substance abuse which her reps are actually trying to spin as “exhaustion”...

 

Madonna Will Dance The Black Swan Now

2012-01-24

“Quick, cover your ears. She’s using her Banshee shriek!” Here’s Madonna at the New York City premiere of W.E. last night where she reminded us mere mortals that she can assume any form at any time so clearly she wants her arms ...

 

Kim Kardashian Squeezed Into This and Other News

2012-01-24

Posted by Photo Boy - There’s a giant inflatable Pokemon vagina in here. - Jerry Seinfeld made more money than he’ll ever need from Seinfeld is how I read this. - Cynthia Nixon doesn’t understand the word bisexual. - Aretha Franklin &...

 

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.24.12

2012-01-24

Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where a horrified Katherine Heigl reacts to hearing every word out of her mouth over the past four years, Gisele Bundchen tours what I’m assuming is the factory floor of Victoria’s Secret‘s...

 

There's Going To Be A 'Khloe's Real Dad' Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

2012-01-24

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian‘s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner‘s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ ...

 

Crime's Fate Is In Mel Gibson's Hands Now

2012-01-24

“AND IT WILL BLOW ME! — If it pleases the court.” According to TMZ, Mel Gibson is currently in court to be a prospective juror which should scare the living shit out of any minorities thinking about committing a crime because – ...

 

Vanessa Paradis Really Hates Johnny Depp

2012-01-24

Adding… AHHH! Seen here at last night’s premiere of her new movie, Croissants: The Musical Cafe De Flore, Vanessa Paradis at some point clearly laughed in Johnny Depp‘s face when he suggested they stay together because they’re &...

 

Seal's 'Special Camera Room' Ruined His Marriage

2012-01-24

“I sense he’s left the room, mother. Let us make haste and adjust the dials!” Since word got out over the weekend that Heidi Klum and Seal were calling it quits, there’ve been a ton of rumors as to what went wrong, but my person...

 

Demi Moore Using Drugs?

2012-01-24

According to some new reports from TMZ, actress Demi Moore has been rushed to the hospital because she was apparently using drugs....

 

Friends Are Shocked by Heidi Klum and Seal Split

2012-01-24

Close friends of Seal and Heidi Klum are reportedly shocked by the news of their split after seven years of marriage....

 
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