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Here's the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don't post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry... ...read full...

Hey, guys, running a tad behind this morning (Thank you, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show), so here are outtakes from Megan Fox's recent photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine. Because there's really not enough pics of Megan Fox accentuating... ...read ...

Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna's defense, I'm pretty sure the paps... ...read full stor...

I never thought I'd find myself feeling sorry for Carrie Prejean, but Jesus Christ. Via RadarOnline: Billy did come to his sister's defense once again:It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think... ...read full story ...

- Ashley Greene is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight franchise? But Ashley has breasts... [Lainey Gossip] - Kate Hudson proving my point from above. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Vanessa Hudgens is still maintaining Zac Efron's cover.... ...read full...

After the tour bus accident that left a man dead this morning and injured others in her crew, you'd assume Miley Cyrus would postpone Sunday's show out of respect for her employees. Unfortunately, you'd be out of your goddamn... ...read full story ...

Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she'll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People: After much prayer and careful... ...read full story ...

Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus' tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports: Sgt. Thomas Molnar... ...read full story ...

If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and... ...read full story ...

Here's some more shots from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show including Heidi Klum daring to walk on stage after having a baby, the unfathomably hot Ana Beatriz Barros, Behati Prinsloo and Chanel Iman who I specifically saved for... ...read full sto...

Here's Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book The Dirty Side of Glamour, and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston's corpse just came. Video of Hayden Getting Drenched... ...read fu...

Catch the SEASON FINALE of PROJECT RUNWAY Tonight at 10 ET/PT on Lifetime - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: WENN... ...read full story ...

In case anyone had doubts that Robert Pattinson could make his fans do anything, here's an anecdote he shared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that demonstrates how easily he could violate a throng of a women at the drop... ...read full story ...

Taylor Lautner still doesn't realize what means being a superstar. He admits he was totally unprepared for fame and the amount of fans that came with it. I really don't think there was anything that could've prepared me for this. There is no way of gettin...

Zac Efron recently declared that he would like to play in West End Show. According to his sayings, he's eager to try something different. ...

Recently Shakira declared that she's been able to dance since birth. For her, dancing always was something natural and she did not feel the need of training. For me, it was, and is, more of a natural thing, she said. It's something that was practically gi...

Amy Winehouse's new breasts apparently sprung a leak over the weekend, according The Mirror: Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing... ...read full story ...

It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?! Pics... ...read full st...

- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip] - Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Adrian Grenier might be... ...re...

GQ held its 2009 Men of the Year Awards last night in LA, so here's a smattering of all the beautiful people that attended: Olivia Wilde with her ox-strangling witchery. Alexander Skarsgard... in pants. I got nothin'. Levi Johnston... ...read full story ...

Tila Tequila went on a deranged, naked rant this morning on Ustream which her attorney has since taken down claiming she's mentally ill from the incident with Shawne Merriman. TMZ reports: Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the... ...read full st...

After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less... ...read full story ...

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- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip] - Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Gerard Butler... ...rea...

Because she's a mother, first, and a pornographer, second - but mostly both at the same time - Shauna Sand wrote a letter to Carrie Prejean encouraging her to save herself a mountain of legal fees and just let... ...read full story ...

Here's Bar Refaeli launching Passionata's newest collection officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I'd feel bad for Leighton Meester right now if my erection wasn't threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of time.... ...read full...

Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ: Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep,... ...read full story ...

Presumably drunk on homely snizz, Jon Gosselin signed a hand-written contract with former Star reporter Kate Major in exchange for her keeping their relationship secret. RadarOnline reports: I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal ass ...rea...

As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over t ...re...

After a fake Robert Pattinson cover made the rounds yesterday, People has officially named Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man Alive only to honor him with the least attractive photo they could take of him. Unless bland middle-aged... ...read full story...

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt reportedly got into another drunken brawl this morning, according to TMZ: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call... ...read full story ...

Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and that kid Summit Entertainment wants you to believe is banging Taylor Swift worked the crowdfor the LA premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon last night. Will Edward's skin sparkle for Bella because that... ...read fu...

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And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts. NOTE: Included some more of Coco's recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we're... ...read full story ...

- Ashley Greene tries to hijack New Moon premiere. [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce and Lady GaGa in Video Phone. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Kate Hudson denies A-Rod has a picture of himself as a centaur. (Read: It's... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan continues her Belligerent Tour of Over-Entitlement, according to Fox 411: Lohan showed up to last Thursday's launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line NuPop in collaboration with famed jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad at Kitson in Wes ...read...

Hopefully the point of asking Chris Brown when he's going to date is to alert potential victims, but this is MTV so let's assume they want to film it: My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin', he told... ...read full story ...

Here's Katie Holmes running around in lingerie again on the set of The Romantics yesterday. Or she's filming her scenes as the villain in Mission: Impossible 4. Could go either way. TOM CRUISE: She's in lingerie! Repeat. Lingerie. Get... ...read full stor...

Here's High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale in Mexico today and despite millions of dollars of Disney advertising, plastic surgery and the mere fact she's in a bikini, I'm honestly having a hard time giving a shit. I mean,... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa always says that she loves her fans and she tried to show it with every occasion. This time, Lady GaGa announced a cut-price version of her upcoming mini-album in order to help her fans that were hit by the global economic crisis. The Fame Monst...

In a completely opposite twist on reality, Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the next Mission: Impossible movie, according to MonstersandCritics.com: A source said: Tom is very excited about taking 'Mission: Impossible' in a new. ...rea...

In case you haven't received your government-issued telegraph informing you of the news yet, Hayden Panettiere has bangs now. However many pots of gold she offered her publicist it seems to be worth it considering this is seriously the... ...read full sto...

- Angelina Jolie believes snakes are watching over her family. This explains the no marriage thing. Clever, Brad Pitt. Clever... [Lainey Gossip] - Eliza Dushku evidently wears a thong. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Janet Jackson believes Dr.. ...re...

Ashlee Simpson apparently wants to do her own sister, according to the latest issue of Women's Health: My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she's one sexy lady. ASHLEE: What... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton is pissed that the Kardashians rode her admittedly roomy labia to stardom and now make more money than she does. However, Paris is already planning to destroy them by copying their every move? Okay, sure. Page Six... ...read full story ...

Recently Taylor Swift denied in an interview for InStyle magazine that she and Taylor Lautner are a couple saying that she doesn't have time for a boyfriend. I've never thought it was a curse to be single, she told the publication, and at this point in my...

Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity: Early Saturday morning, after consuming one... ...read full story ...

Blake Lively attended some event that doesn't matter last night and used the venue to remind me I'd build baby-firing bazookas for Al Qaeda just to gently sniff her cleavage for 30 seconds. And before everyone starts questioning my... ...read full story ...