Five reality-show hosts opened the lamest Emmy Awards show in history Sunday night but it wasn't so bad after all. As it turns out - there was no TV viewing audience tuned in to watch the live trainwreck. On his radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest explained ...

Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton: They're having twins, a friend of the superstar tells us. Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled! This, of course, answers No...

Here's Lindsay Lohan showing some cuppage while leaving Roxy over the weekend. Because sometimes, during these tumultuous times, it's comforting to know there are some constants. In this case, Lindsay having huge breasts. Honestly, I should write a self-...

Dear Kim Kardashian, Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh right under 120 lbs. When many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried Bullshit! (Including myself who, physically possessing half you...

For the few of you who haven't heard, former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM were the sole survivors of a plane crash Saturday in South Carolina that left four people dead. The two had just performed at a free concert (above) near the Universit...

Casey Aldridge is a boy genius. Apparently, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie took a camera card to Wal-Mart that contained pictures of her breast-feeding. In one of the pictures, Jamie Lynn's underage breast is exposed which has sparked a...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in portraits that are now displayed in Wolfgang Puck's Beverly Hills restaurant Cut. I guess rich people like to enjoy fine cuisine while being ominously stared at by the still images of soulless Repu...

Stolen photos of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her daughter Maddie could constitute child pornography because the 17-year-old actress' left breast is exposed. It looks like her fiance Casey Aldridge is the cause of this incident. According to TMZ: The p...

George Michael was arrested for possession of crack cocaine in a public restroom on Friday, according to the BBC: A 45-year-old man was arrested on 19 September on suspicion of possession of drugs in the Hampstead Heath area, a Metropolitan Police spokes...

Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money's in focusing on Miley's singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired f...

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C'mon, I read the comments. So, it's pretty obvious there's going to be a few ...

They made her a star and now she wants them to simply go away. Paris Hilton says there is a fine line between business and pleasure and she is endorsing the L.A. police department's plans to create a personal safety zone between celebrities and photograph...

Travis Barker, the former drummer for Blink 182, and DJ AM, were the only two survivors of the crash of a Learjet which skidded off the runway and burst into flames Friday night. The accident killed four other people. The plane, carrying two crew and four...

Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus is trying to get fired from her hit show Hannah Montana because she's so over it and there's more money in touring and singing anyway. And papa Billy Ray Cyrus has also made that point to a number of people. TMZ is reporting...

I'm actually surprised to be writing this post because, for a while there, Britney Spears was on a one-woman crusade against undergarments and physical fitness. But it's amazing what simply wearing a bra can do. In fact, I can't believe I'm saying this, ...

It's official: Spencer Pratt has no shame. I can't say it enough, whenever I look these two assclowns posing like they just won the Special Olympics, I say a little prayer that Heidi Montag is still a virgin. C'mon, what could be a bigger kick in the bal...

Who's ready for a story about how big of a bitch Kim Kardashian is? I know I am. I don't know about you, but I love a good Kim is a selfish behemoth tale because they're always so full of hope and promise and love for one's fellow man. So, without furthe...

Anne Hathaway was believed to be an informant for the Feds which led to the arrest of her con man ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. But TMZ reports it was actually Raffaello's assistant who sang like a canary: As a federal affidavit demonstrated, a Follie...

Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London last night with some dude in a weird mask. I have no clue. Anyway, apparently wanting to smother the crowd in an avalanche of breast, Pam decided to wear a push-up bra which brings ...

Alex A-Rod Rodriguez has reached a private divorce settlement with his wife Cynthia. Their marriage publicly fell apart when it was discovered that A-Rod loves banging strippers and the occasional mummy. Cynthia was looking for a huge chunk of change to ...

Heather Mills is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest b**ch on the planet. Like, tell us something we don't know. A publicist is being sued by the one-legged model for more than $460,000 (GBP250,000) for revealing truths about the ex-Beatle's ...

When Barack Obama politely kissed off Lindsay Lohan's recent offer to help out with this whole darn election thing going on, he didn't know that Papa Lohan would take it so badly. The Mean Girls star allegedly offered to host a fundraiser to bring in her ...

The opening of Katie Holmes' Broadway show All My Sons was picketed last night by members of the Internet group Anonymous. Protestors wore Guy Fawkes mask ala V for Vendetta, according to Us Magazine: The group was wearing masks and shouted, We are not b...

Shauna Sand flashed her panties for the second time this week while getting out of her car at Katsuya. Someone needs to explain to Shauna this is only hot for celebrities who aren't on the cusp of menopause. So, unless she has a machine that can reverse ...

Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama campaign after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to host events for young voters. A source in the Democratic candidate's camp told the Chicago Sun-Times that Lindsay ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile s...

Paris Hilton sat down with Reuters to talk about her hard-working lifestyle. And, yes, you just read that: Paris Hilton says she works. Here's what Paris has to say about the most annoying misconception people have of her: The one that 'she doesn't work'...

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These are shots of Miley Cyrus' new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I'm not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catho...

These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure Kim's ass directly affects the tides of the Earth's oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but s...

Despite enraging country music fans with her breasts at the Grand Ole Opry and giving horrible ass performances, Jessica Simpson's new album Do You Know debuted at the top of Billboard's country charts, according to Us Magazine: The album -- which sold 6...

It's the end of the world as we know it: Shocking news but very true - non-singer, non-talent Jessica Simpson has an album that has topped the country charts. The woman who was boo'd off the stage in her debut performance in Wisconsin is having the last l...

Michelle Rodriguez is back, baby! After a few bumps in the career road - a DUI in Hawaii, some jail time, and getting killed on Lost - the actress has her career back on track. Michelle has been away working on a couple of films including Girlfight and F...

You probably saw the headlines of Ryan O'Neal, 67, busted with his son for drugs and didn't think much of it. You know those O'Neals - Ryan, Tatum, and Griffin - have been crackheads for years. Then, whoa, read the sordid details - it was the YOUNGEST SON...

Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 in an effort to defeat ballot initiatives that would ban gay marriage in California and Massachusetts. Same-sex marriage is already legal in both states, but it's now up to the voters to decide whether to continue the pract...

Kate Hudson in There was an Open Bar at Stella McCartney's Gala: Hey. Hey. Everybody. Listen. Seriously, listen. Lance Armstrong has one testicle. And, I'm not gonna lie, I saw it. I looked at it and I said, I said 'Hey. Hey, you. Testicle. Why is there ...

Megan Fox attended the LA premiere of Shia LaBeouf's new movie Eagle Eye last night. I thought I'd offer these pics as a comparison piece to yesterday's post featuring a Photoshopped Megan Fox in a bikini. So what do you think, is she still hot? I guess ...

Shauna Sand flashed her panties before arriving at Sunset One last night in a see-through outfit. Jesus. The only thing missing from these pics is Shauna having sex with a midget on top of a horse. Then again, it wasn't a special occasion, so it looks li...

Lynne Spears stopped by The Today Show for an interview with Meredith Vieira about her memoirs Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. The book originally started out as a collection of poetry but Lynne quickly realized tha...

Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane and MTV's Making the Band is featured in the latest issue of Complex where she covered a wide array of topics including sex during your period and masturbating to Jenna Jameson. I guess Aubrey has the same publicist as Megan F...

Kendra Wilkinson is moving out of the Playboy Mansion and starring in her own reality show. (FYI, Holly Madison did not leave the Mansion for Criss Angel. His people are believed to be behind the rumor because he's a douche.) But Hugh Hefner tells E! Onl...

Barack Obama's campaign is doing its best to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed the Democratic candidate on her blog while calling Sarah Palin a media obsessed homophobe. Lindsay wanted to be involved with the campaign by hosting event...

Here's an offer they could refuse: Heather Mills was fired from 'Celebrity Apprentice' before actually filming even began on the show. The ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney was dumped as a contestant by bosses at NBC after she demanded a clause in her contrac...

Pretty boy Orlando Bloom showed zero chemistry with co-star Keira Knightley in the Pirates series so they've decided to inflict their special Brit brand of acting pain on the rest of the world in a silly remake of the John Travolta 1970s classic, 'Saturda...

Leonardo DiCaprio has been dumped by yet another stunning model who has realized he's an airhead. In Touch Weekly magazine reports that Leo's romance with girlfriend Bar Rafaeli is currently in the Off description. The mag said that Bar partied in Las Ve...

Sad news: West Coast legend Nate Dogg has suffered his second stroke in less than ten months and is in serious but stable condition. TMZ reports he's hooked to a machine to help his breathe more easily but other reports are hearsay and are conflicting. It...

Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray) recently made headlines when her family started a brawl in an airport lounge after their luggage was moved by the family of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. The incident landed Bianca's mother in the hospital a...

Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say: I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked ...

Megan Fox is featured in the latest issue of GQ and why the hell am I even typing? Here's a story Megan told during her interview about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita. For the five people who will actually look at the text: Well, th...

These are shots of Mila Kunis on the set of her new movie Extract. I posted these because I realized I've been writing a lot about Sarah Palin and absolutely nothing about Mila Kunis. Allow me: What in the hell? I'd like to apologize for causing this tra...

Amy Poehler, who's pregnant with her first child with husband Will Arnett, will take a maternity leave from Saturday Night Live after the November election - but she won't be coming back, according to the latest issue of Men's Vogue: It's gonna be really...