With Last Comic Standing set to air Monday 8/7c on NBC, Celebuzz has tapped comedienne and Funny or Die regular Ellyn Daniels (above) to tackle the latest in celebrity news: Lindsay Lohan submitted to random drug testing last week,... ...read full story ...

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In a bizarre twist to Gary Coleman's death, it turns out he was divorced from his wife Shannon Price. A fact she failed to mention to hospital officials before pulling the plug on him. TMZ reports: Gary's divorce lawyer,... ...read full story ...

Here's Spencer Pratt in Malibu yesterday following up Heidi's Sadness Photos with whatever the hell this staged shoot is supposed to represent. Is he so sad Heidi left him he can only communicate via walkie talkie now? I can't... ...read full story ...

So apparently Shannon Price did have the legal authority to pull the plug on Gary Coleman after all. Whoops. E! News: Mr. Coleman had completed an Advanced Health Care Directive that granted Shannon Price permission to make medical decisions... ...read fu...

Orlando Bloom has revealed he's dyslexic. According to the New York Daily News, the Pirates of the Caribbean star spoke at the Child Mind Institute in NYC Wednesday and called it an ongoing struggle....

When I first saw these pics of Christina Ricci at the Museum of Modern Art I completely wrote them off due to a lack of cleavage. Turns out her boobs were being The Matrix and shattering my perception of... ...read full story ...

The gay community lost a monumental icon today as yet another Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan, old people sexed her way to Heaven this morning. People reports: She passed away at 1 a.m. this morning, her manager, Barbara Lawrence, tells... ...read full story ...

Seen here teaching young girls how grown-ups say Hello, Miley Cyrus has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, according to StarPulse: A source tells the National Enquirer, The result was a vicious fight - and Liam bolted.... ...read full...

Here's the latest batch of Megan Fox bikini pics taken in Hawaii yesterday and after getting a look at her surprisingly existing thighs, I've generously decided to offer Megan a part in my GoBots movie just to piss Michael... ...read full story ...

With all the institutionalized child-fucking going on in the Catholic Church it only makes sense they attempt to market themselves to a new audience. Namely people like me who realize God is just a coping mechanism for death but... ...read full story ...

So the Heidi and Spencer split was officially scripted. Here's Heidi pretending to look sad in Malibu because when I know when I'm upset nothing truly conveys that emotion like playfully pointing my ass at a camera. You can... ...read full story ...

If Lindsay Lohan had a penis, she'd be waving it at the legal system right now. Or mouth-polishing it for coke. (Never rule out survival instinct.) TMZ reports: It might seem like bad timing -- that Lindsay Lohan was... ...read full story ...

She just assumed her husband was a normal contractor. Little did she know he was hiding more secrets than Tiger Woods until a squad of assassins show up at their doorstep. He never talked about being a trained killer... ...read full story ...

Taylor Swift confessed that she copes with her emotions by writing songs. The 20-year-old Love Story singer revealed she can only get closure on something once she has processed what she's feeling and transferred it into a song....

Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria revealed that she has always believed she was adopted, because she was the dark, ugly one in her family, quite the opposite of her three sisters. She also admits she was bullied by her siblings because she was the...

Here are the bikini pics I missed yesterday because I didn't want to scare off all the women with my wanton love of swimwear-clad mammaries: Liz Parada from ABC's True Beauty. Adrianne Curry from.. the Internet? And Halle Berry... ...read full story ...

Considering she's looked it for I can't remember how long, it only makes sense that Mariah Carey would eventually get pregnant. That being said, in no way am I suggesting she finally let Nick Cannon have sex with her.... ...read full story ...

Realizing people forget she's even related to that chick with the big ass, Khloe Kardashian has reportedly filled her uterus with seven months of guaranteed attention, according to RadarOnline: Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby, a source ...rea...

- Wait. That's Katherine Heigl? [Lainey Gossip] - Courtney Love doesn't look like a heroin addict? Alright, who let her drink newborn deer blood? Be honest. [Dlisted] - Christina Hendricks is giving out space-boners now. [Popeater] (Fixed.) - Britne ...re...

Despite Rush Limbaugh announcing the oil spill is as perfectly natural as getting a boner with Mexican Viagra, the US government has apparently brought in Avatar director James Cameron because he directed a movie about a giant boat once.... ...read full s...

Here are rare, candid shots of Megan Fox in a bikini over the weekend and is anyone else kind of disappointed by these? Maybe I've been spoiled by all those professional shoots in GQ, Rolling Stone, etc. but when... ...read full story ...

Actress Jessica Biel admitted she doesn't care about fashion and that she has no sense of style because she doesn't keep up with the latest trends....

Miley Cyrus decided to expose Lisbon to her underage camel toe over the weekend and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but she can't help the fact she... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan will be thoroughly degraded in her new role as 70s porn star Linda Lovelace who's apparently treated like a, well porn star, by her boyfriend Chuck Traynor. Page Six reports: Traynor kicks her to a pulp, Von... ...read full story ...

With Russell Brand's return as loose-cannon rocker Aldous Snow in June's Get Him to the Greek, there'll be no shortage of music-related hilarity this summer. But there are plenty of laughs to be had in the real music world,... ...read full story ...

Here's Jessica Alba in a bikini over Memorial Day weekend and since the paparazzi apparently took one shot of her ass then called it quits - You really can't fault that logic. - I added four other bikini-clad women... ...read full story ...

It seems James McAvoy's movie career is back on track as the Scottish actor has landed a starring role in the latest X-Men movie. The 30-year-old actor will play a young Professor Charles Xavier (a role made famous by ex-Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart) i...

Before getting into the deluge of news/bikini pics from the weekend, it wouldn't be right not to take a moment for Dennis Hopper who died Saturday at age 74 from cancer. I can't honestly say I was a rabid... ...read full story ...

With Megan Fox being shoved into irrelevancy, we needed somebody, anybody, to start spewing shit out of their face so ridiculous it makes Gwyneth Paltrow want to whip an organic scone at a Louis Vuitton ottoman. Enter Kristen Stewart:... ...read full stor...

Al and Tipper Gore are apparently separating after 40 years of marriage, according to People: The Gores said it was a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration,... ...read full...

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- January Jones and Adrien Brody? [Dlisted] - Megan Fox doesn't believe in buttons. [Hollywood Tuna] - Bradley Cooper's career hinging on The A-Team is a good thing? [Lainey Gossip] - Charlie Sheen will do jail time before getting... ...read full story ...

Here's Tara Reid at the 2nd Annual Love Festival in Vegas or a very convincing sculpture of her that lacks mobility. I'm honestly on the fence. On the one hand, who requests a Tara Reid statue, or person, at... ...read full story ...

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According to TMZ, it appears that reality TV star Heidi Montag has walked out on her controlling husband Spencer Pratt....

Here's some really happy news: singer Celine Dion is pregnant with twins! Her rep Kim Jakwerth confirmed the 42-year-old star is enlarging her family after undergoing her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt and turning to acupuncture to improve her chanc...

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Just when I think I'm out... Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag's rep just announced she's separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports: Heidi's rep tells TMZ, Heidi is looking to move out due to all... ...read full story ...

Now that I've loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here's three miles of tit canyon courtesy of... ...read full story ...

One last unfortunate update, folks, Gary Coleman died today after being taken off life support, according to RadarOnline: Coleman had been hospitalized in Provo, Utah since Wednesday, May 26, after suffering what his family called a serious medical ...rea...

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what... ...read full story ...

Alicia Keys has confirmed that she's pregnant and also that she's getting married to her fiancé Swizz Beatz. According to People magazine, the couple, who have been together since fall 2008, are expecting a baby and are engaged to be married in a privat...

- Gary Coleman really is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and is now in a coma. Awkward. [Popeater] - Alicia Keys was apparently knocked up by Swizz Beats while he was still with his wife. Neat. [Dlisted] - Lindsay... ...read full story ...

Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I'm slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here's Kelly Brook in the July... ...read full story ...

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Singer Taylor Swift has been reaching out to pal Demi Lovato after she was dumped by boyfriend Joe Jonas. 17-year-old Lovato was left heartbroken earlier this week when the Jonas Brothers rocker called time on their romance....

Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams either had her account hacked or screwed up sending her boyfriend a DM because somehow a topless pic of her ended up on her Twitter. The Internet is dark and mysterious so I could... ...read full story ...