According to Life & Style magazine, Hollywood on-and-off couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have reportedly decided to get married, so they started to plan the big day!...

Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this week...

Eventually all of us are going to grow old and be forced to rely on younger generations to provide our care and generally make sure society as a whole doesn’t collapse on itself leaving nothing but a barren wasteland where the elderly will be the...

Despite signing her divorce papers with a smiley face and walking away with every last cent of her money, Katy Perry decided to lash out at Russell Brand anyway during her Grammys performance last night by tweaking the lyrics to her new song “Par...

Posted by Photo Boy - Monday Motivation to help restore the productivity that the above gallery shattered. - Tim and Eric on morning television is magic. - Tony Bennett thinks there are doctors around the world prescribing crack. No, really. - Lady Gag...

Whitney Houston looked like this Thursday night, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she mysteriously died this afternoon at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. TMZ reports: Whitney Houston died this afternoon … a rep for the singer told the Ass...

I don’t normally post at 11 o’clock on a Friday night, but when it’s People Who’ve Had Sex With Sean Penn Yet Somehow Still Look Great In A Bikini Day, all bets are off. So here’s Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend N...

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice ...

“With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse ...

Here’s Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn‘s penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore, but more importantly to its victim, that its magic thankfully wears off af...

Despite showing up to looking like the World’s Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn’t wait to stick its penis into and tried to schmooze some rich...

We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie̵...

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When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is somethin...

Posted by Photo Boy - Women Pole Vaulters prove there is nothing on Earth men won’t masturbate to. - George Lucas is grossly overestimating how much else a Star Wars fan has going on in life. - Macauley Culkin‘s slow and torturous death fro...

According to a new report, Australian actress Naomi Watts is going to play Princess Diana in a new movie....

Actor Channing Tatum has recently revealed he never knew what a first date was like until he had one in his new movie The Vow, because he actually didn't have a first date in real life....

During a never-ending media blitzkrieg to promote their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff, JWoww and Snooki essentially outed The Situation, and you’ll be surprised to learn he’s not too happy about it even though the gays are typically such a ...

After years of being subjected to her drunken, tyrannical pimp-rule, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali are apparently trying to force their mom Dina into a self-conscious pit of depression where, God-willing, she’ll drink herself to death which is...

And of course she’s holding a penguin. The most vagina-looking bird of them all… When Kris Jenner decided to use all that whoring around she did behind Robert Kardashian‘s back to shill her new book and lay the groundwork for outing K...

For those of you just joining the site, I spent most of the summer trying to prove Reese Witherspoon is pregnant only to eventually give up and accuse her of getting an abortion, so trust me when I say the whole thing was very professional. Except here...

“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?” Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even ...

Because a woman’s body is her husband’s property – After two years of bringing in sweet Victoria’s Secret checks, of course. – here’s the godless Jezebel Miranda Kerr flaunting her carnal treasures in Australia so th...

When we last left Halle Berry she was in the middle of making it look like Gabriel Aubry assaulted their nanny so she could strip him of visitation rights which absolutely no one bought including the judge. Since then there’s been a legal circus ...

Proving that the best shots of her are in washed-out black and white with her boobs out, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the New York Fashion Week amFAR Gala last night because apparently Courtney Love wasn’t available as a visual aid this time, so...

Posted by Photo Boy - Jenna Marbles never actually had to say a world to get famous on the Internet. - Dog the Bounty Hunter supports gay marriage now, as long as its not interracial. - Daniel Radcliffe: “Ditto, as long as we’re talking man...

According to reports from Us Weekly, Maroon 5 rocker Adam Levine got into a nasty fight with his supermodel girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, last month, and apparently they have split....

It seems Taylor Swift has just got some more stories to sing about in her next album as she has apparently been dumped, once again, by her boyfriend – this time it was British actor Eddie Redmayne....

In 2009, a then-19-year-old Kylie Bisutti beat out over 10,000 applicants to become the newest Victoria’s Secret model, yet after two years of raking in money she won’t return, she’s now decided it clashes with her Christian faith and...

Yesterday Kris Jenner thought it’d be an hilarious idea to make Kylie tweet the above photo of Khloe Kardashian with Alex Roldan the man who couldn’t more obviously be her real dad if he pulled somebody’s arms out of his socket when h...

“Darn tootin’.” Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket. Granted, it...

I debated whether or not to buy these Emma Stone pics because while this would be her first bikini debut, they’re also kind of boring. But then I remembered all that statistical data I have proving you people can’t get enough of chicks like...

And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that? I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant coc...

“Just ignore Al Gore and he’ll stop trying to light your hair on fire, brother. He’s so droll.” During the 2008 presidential election, Scarlett Johansson didn’t do Barack Obama any favors by claiming to be his e-mail buddy...

Apparently Taylor Swift was dating some dude Eddie Redmayne with the keyword being “was” because apparently he’s already given her the ol’ John Mayer/Jake Gyllenhaal/Joe Jonas heave-ho. So good news if you’re a fan of her ...

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the r...

If you haven’t figured out by now, Snooki and JWoww are heavily promoting their Jersey Shore spin-off and basically doing everything they can from radio appearances, to leaking pregnancy rumors (You knew that’s what was happening, right?) t...

Actor Robert Downey Jr. has become a father for the second time. His wife gave birth to son Exton Elias Downey on Tuesday morning, in Los Angeles....

It appears Russell Brand and estranged wife Katy Perry didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. And although the British actor is legally entitled to half of Katy's $44 million fortune, he revealed he is not interested in obtaining any money from her....

Russell Brand might be a sex addict who can’t get an erection without the aid of wheelchair porn, but if there’s one thing he’s not, it’s a bloody gold-digger. TMZ reports: Katy made $44 million between May, 2010 and May, 2011 &...

Posted by Photo Boy - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. - Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. - Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors t...

Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he’s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard...

Lindsay Lohan has literally nothing to do these days except sit around strung out of her mind at Chateau Marmont until she can crash another awards season party, so why not let Terry Richardson take more pictures of her boobs to pass the time? It’...

“And there’s the entire lunch I just paid for in her purse.” Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, “Wow, who’d be stupid enough to go to that?” LeAnn Rimes. ...

“We’re you lookin’ at my bum? Cheeky monkey…” Sony just released the “official” trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they’re touting as the untold story of Sp...

“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how mic...

Posted by Photo Boy - Knee-High Socks are the new way to pretend like you’re not oogling half naked chicks. - Gary Oldman gives way more reasons than he needs to deserve the Oscar. - Paz de la Huerta‘s flapper bush needs a new home this yea...

Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonc...

High School Musical star Zac Efron — who has previously dated his co-star Vanessa Hudgens — seems to have a new lady in his life....

According to People magazine, British singer Adele — whom designer Karl Largerfeld recently called a little too fat — has declared she has always embraced her curves and is proud of that and she won't change for any man....