How did Charlize Theron manage to mess this up? Check this out: The actress was paid $20 million to wear a Raymond Weil watch 24/7. You know, be seen in it, wear it to premieres, to Starbucks, where ever. Probably even got a collection of watches to pick ...

Amy Winehouse could be joining the ranks of Tom Cruise. She's been contacted by the Church of Scientology who think they can cure her using their Narconon system which, God Xenu willing, involves sticking your face in a volcano. The Daily Mirror reports:...

Coming off the heels of a recent elimination, Kim Kardashian could be returning to Dancing with the Stars as early as this week to replace Olympic volleyball player Misty May-Treanor who ruptured her Achilles tendon on Friday. E! News reports: ABC says t...

Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all proceeds going to charity, according to FOX News: Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnou...

What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The universe would collapse on itself with a quiet We're mavericks, don'tcha know. But, apparently, the folks over at NBC and the McCain campaign aren't concerned with t...

Enjoy these pics while you can of a non-pregnant Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Changeling over the weekend. After recently birthing twins Knox and Vivienne, turns out she's already bored with them and ready for more. Somebody get this chick a med...

Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I'm not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I'm gu...

David Spade, who somehow dated Heather Locklear in 2006 (Damn his hobbit magic!), texted her shortly after her recent DUI arrest to lend his support, according to People: I think things get blown out a lot of proportion, said Spade. She's always solid an...

Samantha Ronson's lawyer was no match for the lawyer of celebrity blogger Perez Hilton who was successfully defended in his libel suit against his favorite celeb target - Lindsay's lesbian lover. Not only did Sam lose the lawsuit, she was ordered by the j...

Kim Kardashian has knocked down rumors on her official blog that she's had plastic surgery by posting the above picture of herself. Can you guess how old she is? Try 14. Ha ha ha! You're going to jail. Here's the word from Kim: I believe I have answered ...

There's going to be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie after all now that it has been announced that Johnny Depp will be back to reprise his role as Capt Jack Sparrow. And it will be the largest paycheck ever in Hollywood history - $64 Million!! The ...

O.J. Simpson and his accomplice and partner in crime Clarence C.J. Stewart were both found guilty of felony armed robbery and kidnapping last Friday. The duo and a bunch of gun-toting thugs tried to rob a bunch of sports memorabilia collectors in a Las Ve...

So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence C.J. Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Ve...

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's oatmeal-esque relationship is hitting the rocks. While Jake is tied up filming the adaptation of the Prince of Persia video game, the long distance relationship isn't going well with Reese who should, seriously, tr...

Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed hi...

In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they're a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin' hot. It's like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the...

Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn't work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn't get enough of Sam's svelte figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Wi...

Britney Spears decided to put a shawl over head while departing LAX yesterday 'cause she's wacky. Of course, when she does something like this everyone thinks it's adorable. I do it, and Kiefer Sutherland's attaching jumper cables to my nads. (Don't drin...

Natalie Cole is back home and taking it easy after being laid up in the hospital for a few weeks while battling Hepatitis C. The 58-year-old daughter of the late Nat King Cole was forced to cancel her fall tour dates after checking into a New York Hospita...

Last night the Vice Presidential Debate took place between Republican Governor Sarah Palin and Democratic Senator Joe Biden. If you don't know who these people are, please engage in activities with a high risk of infertility. Anyway, consider this post a...

Race car driver and 'Dancing With the Stars' contestant Helio Castroneves must appear in a Miami courtroom today to face federal charges of tax evasion and conspiracy. According to reports, his sister and business manager, Katiucia, and his attorney, Alan...

Alex A-Rod Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparkin...

I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to come right out with it: I'm no longer harboring a secret crush towards you. I'm sorry if I've just shattered your world as you know it. Really I am. And if it makes you feel any better, it's not you (Or ...

Sharon Stone is denying reports she wanted her eight-year-old son to get Botox for his foot odor problem, according to her attorney. Entertainment Tonight reports: This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wante...

Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she's not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it's time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She's ...

Here are shots of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's third day in Mexico. All I'm saying is, would it kill them to go to a nude beach for a change? And by them I mean just Lindsay. Sam can go to the beekeeper's outfit beach. Or, I dunno, stab a bunch of...

When Ali Lohan was recently approached by Johnny Wright, the guy who manages Justin Timberlake and the Jonas Brothers, with an offer to manage her career, guess who stepped up and said thanks but no thanks? Yup, mother Dina Lohan wants to be the only pers...

Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women's shelter after recently making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska governor would get gang-raped by my big black brothers if she ever came to New...

Former America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden has revealed her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy's (above). While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident ...

Dear Loyal Readers of Voting Age, Greetings! When I'm not posting pics of large-breasted celebrities in bikinis, I'm an avid political junkie who understands this is an important election year. That being said, if people out there vote for the next presi...

Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday: There is no sex tape, Adnan tells Star exclusively, and I've never claimed there is one. I don't know where these quotes...

Anne Hathway stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film Rachel Getting Married, and the conversation quickly moved to her relationship with convicted con-man Raffaello Follieri. Unlike Paris Hilton, Anne didn't pout like a spoiled brat, and ...

Adding fuel to the pregnancy rumors, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were recently spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings and are looking to get married on the ASAP, according to a source for the Chicago Sun-Times: Jessica Simpson and main ...

Kim Kardashian's run on Dancing with the Stars has come to an end already. She was surprisingly voted off last night considering followers of the show believed Cloris Leachman, who had the lowest score, would get the boot. E! Online reports: Tonight's se...

Here are a buttload of pics from the second day of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's Mexican getaway. Am I crazy or does Sam have some wicked five o'clock shadow going on in that first pic? I mean, wow, I don't like to shave either on vacation, but the...

Right off the bat, I'll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should've toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I'm pretty sure that...

I hadn't even considered people might want to listen to Jack White and Alicia Keys' new Bond theme as a recreational activity outside of the film, but presumably that's the pitch with this music video for their song, Another Way to Die. Surprisingly, I d...

Apparently, there's some shady circumstances surrounding Heather Locklear's DUI arrest. The person who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities...

In a shocker even for Dancing With the Stars, Kim Kardashian became the third celebrity contestant to be booted off the show. Even though Cloris Leachman received the lowest score of the night, she's this season's Jerry Springer, a fan favorite in this po...

Like every other 8-year-old riding the planet, Roan Bronstein has smelly feet. No big deal. Unless your mother is crazy actress Sharon Stone who wanted her son to have botox injected into his feet to cure the smell - since bathing and changing socks doesn...

Sharon Stone lost custody of her eight-year-old son last week with little explanation as to why - until now. Turns out Sharon Stone has the parenting know-how of a jelly donut. Here's a snippet of the judge's ruling via People: Saying that Stone is unabl...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n' slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn't run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming...

Britney Spears, who sweeped the VMAs with her video for Piece of Me, doesn't even think it's a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV bailed out Britney. See what I did there? I...

Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she's the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her talk. Ever. Not even if the sound of her voice ...

Paris Hilton's new reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest single My BFF. For those of you playing the home game, BFF stands for Big Fucking Fail. Check out the lyrics on this trainwreck: All my life I'...

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she got suddenly ill before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet's already rescheduling the show so it can't be too serious. Of course,...

Adnan Ghalib is still a douche and he's back since his name is in the news again. The rumor of him trying to find a buyer for a 2-hour sex tape that features Britney Spears is getting bounced around the nets and he's come out to say it isn't true and didn...

Criss Angel's $85 million Cirque de Soleil show Believe opened in Vegas over the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche...

TV mindfreaker Criss Angel's largely hyped $85 million Cirque de Soleil show Believe opened in Vegas at the Luxor over the weekend to furious reviews and disappearing fans. Many of them even walked out during the middle of the performance. According to th...

After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her people are denying its existence, E! News reports: The story is completely false, the source tells E! News. Spears' rep at Jive Record...