And The Tiger Woods Tumbling Whore Circus has taken its inevitable toll. Elin Nordegren Woods has moved out, according to RadarOnline: Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close... ...rea...

Blake Lively hosted this weekend's Saturday Night Live where she portrayed Elin Woods in a sketch lambasting Tiger Woods' recent penile dalliances (after the jump). Honestly I can't tell you if it's funny or not since I turned the... ...read full story ...

After looking at this latest pic of Adrianne Curry playing World of Warcraft naked, I'm convinced the sole purpose of her Twitter page is to make fanboys ejaculate to death thus conserving Earth's precious Mountain Dew reservoirs. To prove... ...read full...

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Lindsay Lohan poses for Muse magazine in a photoshoot designed to capture Johnny Depp and Kate Moss' relationship. Because after those two, there's only one person who can capture their level of international star power: Chester Cheetah Lindsay Loha ...re...

Thanks to porn star, and freakish Elin Woods lookalike, Holly Sampson, the amount of women Tiger Woods had Ambien-fueled sex with is officially one attention-seeking-whore away from breaking into the double digits, according to Us Magazine. I wonder ...re...

After pretending to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television, ABC spent the weeks following the American Music Awards axing every Adam Lambert performance on their schedule. But apparently a truce has been reached because Adam's. ...re...

Despite Jason Segel's attempt to trick the paparazzi into believing Lindsay Lohan didn't spend Friday night at his house, she was spotted an hour later blatantly walking out the door with his shirt on and getting into his assistant's... ...read full story...

An updated look at Tiger Woods' Vaginal Scorecard: Tiger's Fourth Mistress is a Lingerie Model named Jamie (He likes that name.) [E! Online] Fifth Tiger Woods Mistress Claims Tiger Spanked her Numerous Times in his Own Home - [News... ...read full story ...

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Here are more shots of Miley Cyrus in Miami yesterday that reveal the Just Breathe tattoo under her jailbait breast which has set the Internet ablaze because, let's be honest, everyone on this thing is filthy perverts. I don't... ...read full story ...

- Tiger Woods should've pulled a Letterman. [PopEater] - Drake breezes by Chris Brown. [Lainey Gossip] - Heidi Klum is having kids just to show people how quickly she can look hot again. I know it. [Drunken Stepfather: Site... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa wanted lambs to join her on stage when she performs on UK TV show The X Factor this weekend. Nobody thought she was serious though… But who knows? Simon wanted her on the show because he knows she will put 110 per cent into the performance, a ...

Even if Nicole Kidman daughter, Sunday Rose, looks just like her dad, country music star Keith Urban, she's exactly her mother when talking about height. She looks like Keith definitely. She's got my height though. She's off the chart for height, said Kid...

In an interview with Metal Hammer UK, Marilyn Manson reveals he's having sex with Evan Rachel Wood in his personal dentist chair again: I think I'm not afraid to be me. Sometimes [it] happens when you get to this... ...read full story ...

Because famewhoring is her oxygen, Tila Tequila decided today she'd champion the Internet meme spouted off by asshats that Rihanna has herpes which is why Chris Brown beat her. And why would Tila Tequila do this? Apparently in a... ...read full story ...

Eva Mendes recently revealed that Kate Winslet is her idol. Eva thinks Kate Winslet is perfect, beautiful and that she can do no wrong. I adore Kate Winslet — I completely idolize her and she is so beautiful, said Mendes. She never allows herself to get...

From Daniel Edwards the sculptor of Britney Giving Birth and Angelina Double Breast-Feeding comes Brangelina Forever. Via Splash News: Destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is th ...read...

Lindsay Lohan has issued an exclusive statement to E! News addressing rumors she's been getting her coke hooks in Cash Warren: Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but... ...read full story ...

Sure, movies are fun to look at--but crisp, all-encompassing audio is a vital part of the movie-viewing experience too. With its Surround Sound technology, audio giant Dolby has been providing that crucial element to movie-goers for decades. And now ...re...

In case anyone missed these, here are the Taylor Swift bikini pics that started making the rounds yesterday. They're apparently screen caps from a 2008 home video (after the jump) showing the then 19-year-old country singer frolicking on the... ...read fu...

- Al Roker gives Heidi and Spencer the verbal pimp hand. [PopEater] - Reese Witherspoon's BitchFace may suggest a vagina devoid of Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip] - Rihanna apparently meets the one airport security guard who's a Chris Brown... ...read fu...

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The woman who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is now reversing her denial about having an affair with Tiger Woods and has scheduled a press conference for today, according to TMZ. Apparently Tiger was urging her to lie via... ...read full story ...

Because I want to see what this whole jail thing is all about, here's Miley Cyrus' in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out. I'm serious, if they're off-limits for an entire year,... ...read full story ...

- Britney Spears turns 28. Has it really been 10 years since her face was edited into pornos by the geeks in my freshman dorm? I really need to quit blacking out so much. Starting tomorrow. *thump* [Lainey Gossip]... ...read full story ...

Around the same time Tiger's people began negotiations with Rachel Uchitel last night, Elin Woods was reportedly offered an immediate $5 million payment plus an additional $55 million added to her revised pre-nup if she stays married to Tiger... ...read f...

Since Tiger Woods' meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry's mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night's Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she's some sort of... ...read ful...

Rachel Uchitel has canceled today's press conference where it was assumed she'd confirm an affair with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports Tiger's reps have been in negotiation with Rachel all morning and have offered to pay for her silence: Multiple.. ...re...

Apparently Tiger Woods' alleged mistress and Tool Academy contestant Jamiee Grubbs has been aggressively pursuing a career in show business, according to her ex-boyfriend Aaron Kinnard. RadarOnline reports: As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race ...rea...

Serena Williams' breasts apparently popped out of her bathing suit while vacationing in Barbados Sunday, so here she is looking like the human equivalent of a Sherman Tank with nipples. I don't know whether to be aroused or use... ...read full story ...

Here's Mila Kunis in the latest issue of BlackBook where she talks about her expanding film career and more importantly how she's not going to marry Macaulay Culkin who I'm guessing read this then shrugged into a pile of... ...read full story ...

Apparently not all stars hate tabloids. Jennifer Lopez says she religiously reads the tabloids. Jennifer declared that she likes to know what people are saying about her. ...

Will Ferrell says that his dream role would be portraying the music mogul, Simon Cowell, in a movie. I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie — heck, I would love it, Ferrell said. It would be my dream role. He's become a legend in five years. Nobod...

Simon Cowell recently declared that Ellen DeGeneres, who is replacing Paula Abdul, is quite nervous about joining American Idol this January. She's going to be very different than Paula, he says. I think she's probably quite nervous… She's smart, but ma...

With more allegations surfacing about Tiger Woods sticking in his penis in something besides his Swedish model wife, the golf legend issued the standard boilerplate I've let my family down statement on his website this morning: I have let... ...read full ...

In case there was any doubt Elin Woods doesn't fuck around, she apparently called one of Tiger's alleged mistresses Jaime (Or Jaimee? Does it matter.) Grubbs the day of Tiger's crash, according to TMZ: Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday... ...read full story ...

Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here's more bikini pictures of Tiger Woods' wife that surfaced online thanks to their inability to argue without taking a sand wedge to an... ...read full story ...

With Jessica Simpson being an unemployable heap of weight fluctuation and Ashlee getting fired from Melrose Place, Joe Simpson wants the world to know his daughters aren't failures. Read: Have you seen their breasts? Us Weekly reports: It was... ...read f...

Thought I'd take a short break from The Adventures of Tiger Woods' Penis to update anyone wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt: She got old but apparently hasn't let that stop her from wearing bikinis. In fact, I'm pretty... ...read full story ...

Here's Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson in Mexico over the holiday and apparently a major part of their relationship includes Joshua taking sexy bikini photos of Diane. Presumably for the day she wakes up and realizes Wait a minute.... ...read full story ...

And now for the inevitable barrage of strippers trying to score their own reality show by saying they blew Tiger Woods. TMZ reports: The woman -- Jaime Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The... ...read full story ...

For the record, I'm not saying Jessica Simpson looks fat in these pics as much as I'm saying it took a team of Norwegian welders to get that dress around her giant torso. There's a difference. Scope Out (20)... ...read full story ...

During a radio interview with Hot 97, Rihanna talked about her nude photos that were leaked online in May and how embarrassing it was to explain it to her mom, according to BBC News. But then she dropped this... ...read full story ...

Because they didn't make it to actually save animals, PETA's latest ad featuring Joanna Krupa has already managed to piss off the Catholic Church. Fox 411 reports: The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in... ...read full story ...

Tiger Woods will be cited for careless driving for his car accident early Friday morning, and despite a golf club-wielding wife allegedly beating the fuck out of him, that pretty much wraps things up. People reports: The investigation has... ...read full ...

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial's traffic - And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) - here's a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling... ...read full stor...

- Angelina Jolie wears the parachute pants in her relationship. [Lainey Gossip] - Sophie Monk pretends she's pregnant for publicity. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Natalie Portman at the Gotham Awards just set off my Batarang. [Just Jared]... ...rea...

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Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it's pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT... ...read full story ...