Here's Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don't... ...read full story ...

Blake Lively arrived at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and almost made me forget about Olivia Wilde. Almost. In the meantime, I'd like to take this moment now to declare Blake's chest the Up and Coming Breasts to... ...read full story ...

As legitimate actors with careers attended the Emmy Awards, David Hasselhoff kept it real by sitting at home chugging vodka like it was the goddamn antidote. Unfortunately for him, it ended up being the antidote to not going to... ...read full story ...

And it's official: Megan Fox has the box office draw of a ham sandwich. Jennifer's Body debuted this weekend in fifth place with an embarrassing gross of only $6.8 million, according to Box Office Mojo: 1. Cloudy with a... ...read full story ...

Just in case you weren't convinced Megan Fox's mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying: I developed that (a fear of flying) when I... ...read full story ...

Here's a new Amanda Seyfried (Jennifer's Body, Big Love) photo shoot that's popping up online today and because the Internet is awesome, nobody knows fuck all where it came from including the people who run Amanda's fansite. But notice... ...read full sto...

Here's Holly Madison making an appearance at The Sugar Factory in Vegas yesterday, and like any sane person, I'm instantly wary of any candy store that uses a Playmate to reel in customers. OWNER: So, listen, just use your... ...read full story ...

- Jon Gosselin's sex appeal is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story ...

Several female readers have written in to say Megan Fox looks like she's going bald in these pictures taken from the Hot Topic Q&A for Jennifer's Body on Wednesday, and I'm inclined to believe them. But mostly because the... ...read full story ...

Suzanne Somers believes chemotherapy is what really killed Patrick Swayze, according to Page Six: They took a beautiful man and put poison in his body. Somers, who has a book about cancer coming out next month, said: Why couldn't... ...read full story ...

Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot for People in the Bahamas and posted some behind-the-scene shots on her blog. As if you couldn't tell where these were from by the massive watermark and complete lack of butt shots. Listen,... ...read full story ...

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom of the Lakers are reportedly getting married, according to People: It's been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are... ...read full story ...

Victoria Beckham agrees that money alone can't make you look stylish. And this may seem a funny thing to hear from the one that is among the worst (and tastelessly) dressed celebrities every year....

And The Sad Saga of Jessica Simpson's Missing Dog has finally come to an end. TMZ reports the animal group assisting Jessica in the search of her coyote-snatched Malti-Poo has been called off: Sources close to the situation tell... ...read full story ...

The NYPD removed Lindsay Lohan from the Bowery Hotel in New York last night after she straight flipped her shit outside Samantha Ronson's hotel room. Or what she thought was Samantha's room because gin's a tricky mistress. Hollyscoop reports:... ...read f...

It's a crime story. But it's also a war story about class warfare. And a vampire movie, with the upper 1 percent feeding off the rest of us. And, of course, it's also a love story. Only it's about... ...read full story ...

British model, Jordan, claims that she was raped by a famous celebrity in London's West End several years ago. Who was the bastard? Everybody asked, even the police. A question without answer, since Jordan does not want to reveal the name. I'm not going t...

And here is the big confirmation: it's OFFICIAL , Avril Lavigne will be single again. Deryck and I have been together for 6-an-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21, Avril wrote on her w...

- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn't be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater] - Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine's divorce.... ...read full story ...

Chris Brown might be court-ordered to perform community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna but that doesn't mean he still can't have a good time tweeting (above) and mixing it up with those crazy paparazzi. Whee! NY... ...read full story ...

Here's Taylor Momsen sitting next to Lindsay Lohan at Tuesday's G-Star runway where, unbeknownst to Taylor, Lindsay arrived early and rearranged all the seating cards like somebody who actually has a career that warrants diva behavior. Page Six repo ...re...

Here's a practically naked Pink kicking off her tour at KeyArena in Seattle Tuesday night, and you have to respect a woman person for wearing an outfit with a sparkling 70s bush. And by respect I mean cry in... ...read full story ...

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater] - Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip] - Tom Brady... ...read full story ...

Avril Lavgine is ditching her husband Deryk Whibley of Sum 41 after three years of marriage, according to Us Weekly: She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on, a source tells the... ...read full story ...

Megan Fox covers the October 1, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone where she reveals she's pretty much a ticking time-bomb of crazy that's going to shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg. Not even joking: On cutting herself: Yeah,... ...read full story ...

The 20-year-old actress, Vanessa Hudgens, is trying to get rid of her teen idol image. People think of me as the High School Musical girl, Hudgens told Allure magazine. There's nothing wrong with that. My character was a great role model, but I get so bor...

Megan Fox thinks girls are awful saying that fathers are the ones to be blamed for this behavior. Girls are awful, Fox said. But I think girls are awful because of the way society is set up and that we're forced to constantly be in competition for male at...

According to rumors, Avril Lavigne is about to be single again, after denying for months that her marriage is heading to a divorce....

Nipple Morning takes a stop in mediocre town with Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend Lamar Odom of the Lakers who were out in West Hollywood last night. You can kind of see Khloe's nips in these shots, but... ...read full story ...

Nipple Morning rages on! Here's Lady GaGa performing at the launch of V61 hosted by V Magazine this week wearing some sort of insane outfit you can completely see through. I don't even understand the point of it except... ...read full story ...

It's a dreary day where I'm at, so I thought I'd brighten things up by making it a Nipple Morning here on The Superficial. Starting off the festivities is Rihanna in New York yesterday whose pierced nips were completely... ...read full story ...

Jon Gosselin's penis better learn to shoot copious amounts of child support payments because it's apparently got him in trouble again. Stephanie Santoro, the nanny he hired back in August that led to Kate flipping out and being escorted... ...read full st...

Further proving the Kardashian/Jenner clan have adopted a Sasquatch as one of their own, Kim Kardashian says pregnant sister Kourtney uses Khloe's clothes as maternity outfits. E! News reports: She's huge. She is huuuuge! little sister Kim told me ...read...

And welcome to the saddest post of the day. Jessica Simpson is still holding on to hope that her dog Daisy, who was snatched by a coyote, is still alive and has doubled her search efforts while simultaneously pissing... ...read full story ...

Here's Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman here.] True story.... ...read full story ...

Somehow I missed this little item of hilarity: Joe Jackson apparently issued a statement to TMZ encouraging the entertainment industry to blackball Kanye West for interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech: I don't know what he was doing, he ...rea...

Add getting a father-to-be fired to Michael Vick's list of offenses. The Philadelphia Eagles have cut Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett just months before the two are due to have a baby boy. Us Magazine reports: The Philadelphia Eagles... ...read fu...

Patrick Swayze, who has been suffering from pancreatic cancer, died Monday and will be cremated within 48 hours. His ashes will be spread across his New Mexico ranch, Rancho de Días Alegres. Patrick loved this ranch and he transformed it into a wildlife ...

This may sound shocking considering that Lady GaGa met her fans several times wearing nothing BUT underwear, but she recently declared that she rarely wears it . The star also added that she's not ashamed to admit it. I don't really wear underwear, she sa...

Recently Shakira has declared that she's desperate to reproduce. But , since she's not ready (yet) to get married, she seems to be decided to be a mommy before being a bride....

- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn't read his blog. IT'S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater] - Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali have become so inseparable, the two have been going to bars together despite the fact Ali's only 15. They were recently spotted at Crown Bar in LA, according to Life & Style:... ...read full story ...

Seen here sporting her porcupine-less hairdo after guest hosting The View today, Kate Gosselin might be competing against Barbara Walters' team of clucking hens, according to E! News: Sources tell me that Telepictures--the media heavyweight behind E ...re...

Bruce Willis apparently got in the face of a fan who poked him in the shoulder to say Hello during a Fashion Week event in New York. Obviously, this person must've been some burly dude requiring Bruce to get... ...read full story ...

Here's Blake Lively at the US Open on Sunday sporting what appears to be a mild case of puffy nipples. Which is cool, I'm not particular about female nips. Just as long as they're not hairy or attached to... ...read full story ...

Iconic actor Patrick Swayze lost his two year battle with pancreatic cancer today, according to the AP: Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton held up a sign reading Stop Homophobia outside of a gay club in Milan last night which couldn't be worst PR for the gay rights movement had Lance Bass drop-kicked a baby. To put things in perspective,... ...read full story ...

God really hates Jessica Simpson these days. Not only did she lose Tony Romo, but now her dog Daisy was stolen by a coyote yesterday, according to her Twitter: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious... ...read full story ...

Pink recently told Rolling Stone magazine why she's having such a great success in Australia. Australia likes their artists to be rugged and raw and authentic, she said....

There were rumors saying that Chris Noth proposed to Tara Lynn Wilson. Those of you who were wondering whether to go to the big wedding or not, hold your horses: Chris recently denied these rumors at a fashion show where Tara was seen with a huge diamond ...