30 Rock star Tina Fey has been spoofing Alaska Governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live for a couple of weeks now but she says she'll put an end to it should McCain/Palin win the election in November. Fey tell...

You'd guess that Simon Cowell makes a ton of money off of American Idol and rightly so - it's his baby. He's the judge and producer and final say of what happens on the hit show. But can you imagine making $36 million (GBP11.9 million) a year for watching...

Two new grandchildren of Elvis have entered the building! Congrats to Lisa Marie Presley, 40, who gave birth last Tuesday, October 7, by C-section to twin girls, whose names were not released. Presley and her hubby Michael Lockwood have managed to keep t...

A close family member of Jamie Lynn Spears has confirmed to The National Enquirer that the pregnancy rumors are true. The denials are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do. (Read: Secret Mexican abortion.) The family member al...

Stopping just short of a long-awaited endorsement, Angelina Jolie tells Vanity Fair she's leaning towards Democratic Senator Barack Obama for President. While I hate celebrities talking politics, Angelina is a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador who knows her shit ...

Wait. Did I miss the Third Annual Try to Look Manlier than Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Contest? Goddammit. Photos: Splash News...

Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke has been getting a little porky lately, so she's doing what any responsible professional dancer would do: She's crying to the media about how everyone should be okay with it. According to People magazine: When blogge...

Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they're going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying Needs more screen. Except me; I'll be using suct...

Britney Spears debuted her new video for Womanizer today and the song definitely benefited from visuals. And, Jesus, the visuals. Here's what to except from this thing conveniently lodged after the jump: 1. Naked Britney. And I didn't cry! 2. Lingerie Br...

Apparently, if you want Keira Knightley to take off her clothes and smear herself with apple jelly you have to give her a good reason. (I know, show-biz people—touchy, right?) The Duchess actress took time out from looking hot to reveal her philosophy ...

Swedish pop star Robyn was excited to open a handful of European shows for Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour until she found out the Mummy has strict rules, according to Page Six: Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told not to a...

This one's for you, ladies (and The Geekologie Writer): Zac Efron of High School Musical fame is eyeing up the controversial role in Equus that's currently played by Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was looking to shed his child star image a...

These are shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for Black Cowboy yesterday. Kevin Connolly from Entourage directed the shoot which took place on Melrose Ave., and I gotta say, I have my concerns. I'm no expert, but this thing seems to...

Dear Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, I regret to inform you that your dopey mugs will no longer be featured on The Superficial. After conducting a thoroughly scientific survey where I let people call you assholes, it's been almost unanimously determined ou...

Hugh Hefner has already found replacements for Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. His two new ladies are twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon (pictured on each side of Hugh.) But it turns out these two have a history of beating the living crap out ...

I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know, says Britney Spears in a new video interview. In a new bio film, the pop idol discusses her very public erratic behavior, her meltdowns, hospitalizations, he...

You probably haven't been able to take a leak in the past 24 hours without hearing about Brad Pitt taking a photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding that would appear in W Magazine. Well, here it is. For those of you who thought it would be hot, two things:...

We've heard the stories about Janet Jackson being mysteriously sick - so much so that she's had to cancel six dates on her Rock Witchu tour. Is it really vertigo as her brother, or someone posing as her brother, Randy, said on a fan website? But a former...

Matt Roloff of TLC's Little People, Big World, took a recent trip to Iraq to film a special episode about a family that has three children with dwarfism. Roloff learned about the Iraqi family from a pal in the military who has a child who is a little pers...

Britney Spears is opening up about the past two years of her life which friends and family refer to as the batshit sandwich. During that time she got a divorce, went to rehab, started habitually flashing her cooch, bombed at the VMAs, lost custody of her...

Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest hot rumor is that Lauren Conrad supposedly slept wit...

Paris Hilton is continuing her cute, little presidential campaign in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. When she's not shilling for Rock Band 2 (Gotta love those MTV contracts), Paris had some friendly advice for a certain vice-presidential candidate: ...

Nikki Blonksy is opening up about her side of the airport brawl that landed her father in jail and the mother of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in the ICU. And, of course, Nikki's story is conveniently free of vagina-kicking but loaded...

These are pics of Melanie Scary Spice Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to hot chocolate doesn't it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn't have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I ap...

Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Children Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchas...

Britney Spears did a little shopping yesterday in West Hollywood and continued to defy expectations by wearing a bra. Granted, anyone within a mile radius could see it, I'm not going to be the asshole to take this victory away from her. That's like disqu...

Drummer Travis Barker is on the mend after being involved in the jet crash that injured he and his friend, DJ AM, and killed four others. Barker suffered second and third degree burns on his hands and lower body but was able to give an interview to Us mag...

Sometimes the paps are so out of order you gotta slam em down and start wailing on them. That's what 300 actor Gerard Butler did yesterday morning when he finally had enough of being harassed and followed by an aggressive paparazzo. Ana Aguirre of the L.A...

I Kissed A Girl singer Katy Perry makes quite a few revelations in her October interview in Blender magazine. For one thing, she claims her wild ex-hippy mom, Mary Hudson, dated rock legend Jimi Hendrix. Katy says her mom ran away from home, toured the wo...

Hugh Hefner confirmed that Holly Madison is no longer in the market for old man love. Things went south when it was discovered that Hugh couldn't father a child at 82. Honestly, I don't know who saw that coming. (Besides everyone.) E! News reports: The P...

Travis Barker has given his first interview to Us Weekly since surviving a plane crash that left four people dead. He's currently being treated in Los Angeles for the second- and third- degree burns that covered the lower half of his body. Here's what Tr...

Clearly before news of a potential bun in the oven hit today, Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge sat down with OK! Magazine to address the rumors that he was cheating on Jamie Lynn with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson and others: That is just co...

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I'm not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn't be a hero if I didn't. On a related note, pressing your corne...

I've been posting about celebrities who want Sarah Palin to get feline AIDS, so it's only fair I talk about the ones who support the governor of Alaska. In this case, legendary actor/director and self-described libertarian Clint Eastwood shared his thoug...

For the three of you wondering, Mariah Carey is still married to Nick Cannon and even threw a birthday party for him last night at Pure nightclub. I guess he gets one public appearance with Mariah a month, and in return she's allowed to drain the youth f...

Here's some news that's so retarded it has to be true: Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant again. Turns out no one told her breastfeeding isn't a form of a birth control. Surprise! In the meantime, I can only assume Lynne Spears is waiting until Jam...

Esquire magazine has crowned a new Sexiest Woman Alive for 2008 and the title goes to eternal beauty Halle Berry. The new mom is rightly stunned: Well, I don't know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it. On t...

Talk about great timing! Worldwide economic collapse, climate crisis, and culture wars, Dominic Monaghan and Freddy Rodriguez have signed on to star in Fortuna, a futuristic flick set in the year 2100. The Hollywood Reporter says that the horror flick (wh...

Just three months after pushing a bowling ball outta her loins - it was rumored that young mom Jamie Lynn Spears is rarin' to relive the whole childbirth experience again, Real soon! She and boyfriend Casey Aldridge welcomed daughter Maddie on 19 June, an...

Jennifer Lopez has been successfully converted to Scientology by her best friend and King of Queens star Leah Remini (above). In an interview with The Daily Beast, J. Lo admits she'd let her children attend a Scientology school then basically confesses s...

Sad news, America. Kim Kardashian won't be sashaying across your TV screens again. While it was rumored she'd be replacing recently injured Misty May-Treanor on Dancing with the Stars, producers opted to go another route, according to E! News: As it turn...

Madonna Guns Ciccone kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that's so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went These white women...

Holly Madison confirmed to TMZ yesterday that the rumors are true: she's no longer dating Hugh Hefner. A cameraman asked if she could get him into the Halloween party at Playboy Mansion to which Holly responded: I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't t...

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reunited after getting chased out of their respective villages with torches, People reports: They're taking it slow, says a source. They're on the road back to being together again. The comedians, who ended their fiv...

Halle Berry is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, 2008. Check out her pictorial by photographer Cliff Watts which sort of makes me regret pummeling print journalism with an iron fist. Well, that, and it's not like I can take my laptop in the can. Or maybe......

David Duchovny is out of rehab for sex addiction after he checked himself for allegedly cheating on Tea Leoni. People reports: David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton Larry Stein. Davi...

These are shots from Britney Spears' upcoming video Womanizer. Here's an exclusive rundown of her characters only on The Superficial: 1. Porn star Britney. Did y'all just tape us doing it? Ha, you guys! That's gross. 2. Cocktail waitress Britney. What do...

Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston, who has some trouble opening movies on the big screen, is still considered to be an A-lister to the Hollywood set and has been reportedly offered a ridiculous $21.7 million to do a sequel to the horrible flick 'The Br...

Jodie Marsh continued her silicon-fueled rampage through the English celebrity scene by attending soccer player Jermaine Defoe's birthday party Sunday night. Wait, I didn't know she did birthdays. She'd go perfect with my whiskey out of a brown bag at th...

Last year, rocker Courtney Love wrote on her MySpace page that she lost her excess pounds the hard way by determination and grit and following a strict diet. But now a friend of the rocker says that Courtney is uber-skinny because of a secret gastric band...