As predicted by virtually anyone with even a casual awareness of the situation, Lindsay is now claiming her SCRAM bracelet went off because some spilled a drink on it. And of course Dina believes it because now she has a tiny food pellet to feed her rat-l...

Here’s Mad Men star January Jones doing the ol’ walk of shame yesterday after being spotted in the same clothes she wore to the Oceana World Party the night before, and you gotta respect a woman stumbling her way out of a taxi after a night of...

Because, understandably, no one read the text of yesterday’s Danielle Staub post, there’s been some confusion as to whether there’s still NSFW pics on the site. Let me clear that up for you: FUCK. YES. THERE. ARE. And to demonstrate here...

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TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub's sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that's the next step in the playbook: 1. Announce there's a sex tape coming out. 2. Leak stills the next day. 3. Feign... ...read full story ...

Welcome to the new The Superficial! This is the reason I’ve been cutting out early this week and not because of my debilitating drinking problem. (Entirely.) I’d like to be like Kim Kardashian and take credit for everything that happened here,...

Madonna thinks Lady GaGa is a great big copy cat!!! According to a report in the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper, the Holiday hitmaker gets irritated when she sees a clip of the Poker Face singer performing....

Says the man with the pink website. Here’s John Mayer and The Situation comparing abs at the CMAs CMT Awards last night because if there’s anything country music stands for it’s two grown men giving the “all clear” for butt s...

Despite living in sin with Russell Brand, using a homosexual to launch her secular music career and generally being an all-around tit parade, Katy Perry has decided to take issue with the Catholic imagery in Lady GaGa's Alejandro video.... ...read full st...

The judge in Lindsay Lohan's probation case has just revoked her bail and issued a new bench warrant for her arrest citing five violations stemming from her SCRAM, according to TMZ. It was reported earlier today that Lindsay's alcohol... ...read full stor...

TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub’s sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that’s the next step in the playbook: 1. Announce there’s a sex tape coming out. 2. Leak stills the next day. 3. Feign embarrassment on ...

- Kim Kardashian knows Lara Croft is known for the gigantic ass on her chest not her back, right? [PopEater] - Sarah Jessica Parker is a fashion icon. Think about that for a moment. [IDLYITW] - Chris Brown in... ...read full story ...

Is Nick Jonas turning into something of a player? According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the 17-year-old Jonas Brothers rocker is romancing two women!...

Because the truth is nothing but a dick to suck for coke or some other relevant metaphor, Lindsay Lohan's still maintaining she didn't drink any alcohol despite her SCRAM bracelet alerting the court to five violations on Sunday night.... ...read full stor...

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Here's Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she's acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a... ...read full story ...

While Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups yesterday, a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics I've ever... ...read full story ...

- Shannon Price sold the Gary Coleman death pics for $10,000. [Popeater] - Vanessa Minillio is more stacked than I realized. This is probably the most important news of the day. [Hollywood Tuna] - Aisha Tyler is almost ruining... ...read full story ...

Seen here knocking back her hourly quota of Starbucks and Subway, Britney Spears allegedly sexually harassed one of her bodyguards who finally quit after getting tired of trying to make her wear underwear. The Sun reports: She was always... ...read full s...

Because they might as well have worn April Fools! shirts during their staged photo shoots last week, Heidi Montag filed for separation from Spencer Pratt today. TMZ reports: Heidi did not file divorce papers. The legal significance of legal... ...read ful...

Former Bond girl Gemma Arterton tied the knot with fiancé Stefano Catelli in a private ceremony in the Spanish village of Zuheros on Sunday, which was attended by only close friends and family....

Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet reportedly went off Sunday night at an MTV Movie Awards after-party, according to People: It remains unclear whether alcohol was detected in her system or if the device was tampered with. Either one would alert... ...read fu...

Adrianne Curry posed the above pics to Twitter today and claims they're her perched naked on the pool of her hotel in Costa Rica. Except that's up for debate considering they're almost entirely silhouettes and look like they were... ...read full story ...

I don't even know what this thing is but apparently you're going to be able to see it fuck - and in it's current form! Whee! TMZ reports: Hustler Inc. tells us it is all set to distribute a... ...read full story ...

Charlie Sheen should've been in prison last night but a last minute argument over his plea deal delayed his incarceration until July. Turns out the jail's administrative officer thinks Charile shouldn't be eligible for work release and should only.. ...re...

Because MTV is nothing but a dumb-pipe for Armageddon, Paris Hilton has apparently befriended Snooki after the two met at Sunday's Movie Awards. Us Magazine reports: I was just giving her advice, she said. I just told her to... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa released her new video Alejandro (after the jump) today, and I'm going to be honest. I didn't watch it as much as I went through and screen grabbed pics of her crotch. Which I'm 90% positive is... ...read full story ...

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Here's Lindsay Lohan on some photo shoot over the weekend that I've heard is either for GQ or German Vogue, but let's assume neither because it's like I'm looking at shots of Bigfoot trying to use a bow and... ...read full story ...

- Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Jesus. Was Obama the Best Man? [PopEater] - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson weren't fooling anyone. [Lainey Gossip] - Snooki pretending to bite J-Woww's funbags. Why not? [Hollywood Tuna] - Rih ...re...

Hayden Panettiere went to the beach in Malibu yesterday where she ran around showing off her tiny midget abs and tiny midget cellulite which leaves me convinced sex with her has to be exactly like banging a roll of... ...read full story ...

In case Aziz Ansari plastered all over the site hasn't tipped you off, The MTV Movie Awards start at 9 PM EST tonight and I'll be live-tweeting the show while pouring enough alcohol in my face to find Snooki... ...read full story ...

Seen here appearing on today's Good Morning America in a wheelchair (Video after the jump), Shannon Price continued to play the weeping innocent widow while raking in piles of cash for interviews. On that note, TMZ reports someone is... ...read full story...

Here's Miley Cyrus performing at GAY in London and kissing a girl again less than 24 hours after taking to her blog to say she didn't kiss one the first time: I performed Cant Be Tamed this week on... ...read full story ...

Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has her sights set on Broadway. According to E! News, the Ghost Whisperer star said she'd love to appear in a play on the New York theater district....

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay to even show up at the MTV Movie Awards. While everyone looks their age and still has aspiring film careers, she's wandering around with deflating breasts and a SCRAM bracelet.... ...read full story ...

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Here's a shit-ton of pics for those of you who missed the MTV Movie Awards last night which was practically nothing but two hours of those Twilight kids winning everything. At one point Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson then... ...read full story ...

Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was arrested early Friday morning for possession of marijuana. According to a police report, the 24-year-old actor was discovered by police in a pub parking lot in Plano, Texas. The marijuana joint was in Crawford's car. Th...

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain's Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that's the next chapter in the Britney playbook after Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend. Frankly I'm amazed the Cyruses can still read... ...read fu...

So apparently before, or even after, posing for black and white photos with her sister, Lindsay did a little topless action and I really hope Ali took notes. Because this is how you get off drugs, build a movie... ...read full story ...

- Gary Coleman's funeral just became a debacle because apparently the time he spent living wasn't shitty enough. [Popeater] - Robert Pattinson on the set of Water for Elephants: The Jessica Simpson Story. [Lainey Gossip] - LeAnn Rimes doesn't... ...read f...

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Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford was reportedly arrested for marijuana this morning in Texas, according to TMZ: Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor. Crawford was ...re...

- Shannon Price didn't want Gary Coleman to end up like Muhammad Ali. -- Alive? [Popeater] - Robert Downey Jr. can't save Adrien Brody. [Lainey Gossip] - Suri Cruise has an iPad. Of course. [Dlisted] - Vienna Girardi is... ...read full story ...

Friendly Advice: When you somehow manage to convince Miss World United States 2008 into going out with you despite a vast public record of you spelunking for crabs, you should probably lay off the flagrant crotch scratching. You might... ...read full stor...

Just hearing the following words come out these pathological liars' mouths makes me immediately assume Lindsay is snorting the entire country of Colombia through the world's biggest twenty. Via People: She's fine, she's good, her mother, Dina, tol ...read...

Because nobody puts sparkly vampire box office in the corner, Kristen Stewart has issued an apology to People after equating her celebrity status with being raped: I really made an enormous mistake - clearly and obviously, Stewart, currently in... ...read...

After three days, Khloe Kardashian has finally denied rumors she's pregnant because that's the customary wait after your publicist leaked it to promote the season premiere of your reality show. Via Us Magazine: Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thurs ...re...