For those of you living a rich, full life devoid of human contact in the wilderness – and presumably reading this on the back of a squirrel with WiFi – Whitney Houston‘s funeral was held over the weekend. And while that lying sonofabi...

Although they have made efforts to reconcile and they actually kept their wedding rings on, even though they announced their split after seven years of marriage, Heidi Klum and Seal have decided they cannot get back together....

According to the latest reports, sexy model-turned-actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has caught the action movie bug and is now eager to star in another sequel of the Transformers series!...

Posted by Photo Boy - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take federal holidays. - 20 GIFs Of The Woman Addicted To Her Gigantic 38KKK Breasts seems like the appropriate follow up. - The Academy has dick envy of Michael Fassbender is how I read...

Here’s Miley Cyrus getting out of her car with her pants unbuttoned yesterday which means she either practices her vagina diddles behind the wheel or she’s subscribed to the Paris Hilton-method of hiding drugs. Those are the only two explan...

After dominating the Grammys, Adele got to enjoy her increased celebrity status this week by being the target of a sex tape rumor that’s prompted her to sue the shit out of France (She would’ve sent Liam Neeson based on his real life experi...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early on account of today’s extreme lack of anything relevant going on (See: Fake French Sex Tape, Adele) coupled with our extreme love of daylight binge drinking. First off, Enr...

“The first time I saw Michael on a bigger set, he was doing a video, and there was the hottest blonde girl I've ever seen in my life, and she's got a wind machine on her. She's dancing, she looks hot, she's wearing a short skirt. He's shooting he...

And of course the white girl’s the one wiping her ass on the glass. We truly are the master race. Here’s Chris Brown partying with what I can only assume were the only strippers he could get a hold of on short notice yesterday in Miami, but...

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It seems Ryan Reynolds' ex-wife Scarlett Johansson has finally found some happiness, as she is reportedly having a new boyfriend for five months now and she plans to move in with him as soon as possible....

According to the latest reports, singer/actress Jennifer Hudson is wanted for a remake of The Bodyguard – Whitney Houston's hit movie....

Full Disclosure: The only way this could even be remotely true is if a.) God exists and b.) he’s funny as shit. Via Us Weekly: Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confident...

“This Lannister shall pay his rent. As soon as you remedy that damnable door!” Christ, that was a nerdy reference, even for me. I’ll go have anti-sex now. Photos: INFdaily, Splash NewsRead More ... ...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a scree...

In new interview with Hot 97 yesterday, Khloe Kardashian basically admits she doesn’t know who her biological father is, so consider the stage officially set for that extra-special Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Kris Jenner would be soak...

Reggie Bush seems like a nice guy almost to a fault, because he once again agreed to meet Kim Kardashian for a friendly lunch only to once again watch her sell the tabloids a story that they’re back together. Or basically act like she did their e...

Posted by Photo Boy - Minka Kelly humps an exercise ball in here. (Down, Fish, get down!) - Seth Rogen voted for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol for an Oscar. No, really. - MERKA! - Jake Gyllenhaal has a huge lady-boner for Meryl Streep. - Miley Cyr...

According to TMZ, media mogul Oprah Winfrey has been invited by Whitney Houston's family to the late singer's funeral on Saturday, at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, New Jersey, where she began her singing career....

According to America's OK! magazine, Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have finally decided to fulfill their children's wish and get married this summer!...

In the immediate aftermath of his attack on Rihanna, Chris Brown‘s mom Joyce Hawkins, herself a victim of domestic abuse, basically held his hand through the whole ordeal and told everyone how he’s such a good kid so go easy on him. Surpris...

Let me start off by saying, I don’t even know how you can tell this is Justin Bieber in the video (after the jump) and this screencap from The Justin Bieber Shrine does absolutely nothing to clear things up. So that said, let’s just all ass...

Because her kids have already been on Teen Mom so there’s really no discernible future for them anyway, here’s Leah Messer (Who fortunately for all parties involved, if not the human gene pool in general, had a miscarriage by the way.) cart...

If anytime in the near future Scarlett Johansson ever tries to pretend she’s above reading gossip about herself, remember these photos of her conveniently wearing shorts over her bikini bottom while looking directly at the paparazzi two days afte...

Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hila...

Kris Humphries is apparently in the middle of proving Kim Kardashian committed fraud and wants to make sure their divorce proceedings are public so people can find out their split was so calculated she stopped having sex with him the minute the cameras...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore des...

Posted by Photo Boy - Here’s Kate Upton dancing in a bikini. Tell your boss I apologize for your lack of effort today. - And here she is modeling lingerie. - Kate Upton owns the goddamn Internet today. Just accept it. - John Goodman and Roseanne ...

After winning a Grammy Sunday night along with being allowed to perform twice despite beating the everliving shit out of Rihanna and leaving her for dead just three years ago, you’d just assume Chris Brown would let all the (completely justified)...

Actress Rumer Willis — who is the daughter or Bruce Willis and Demi Moore — has reportedly been robbed!...

Twilight star Nikki Reed has opened up about the new vampire in the story, and she assured the fans they are going to have a treat in the final movie of the franchise....

I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powd...

I don’t usually post harrowing tales of survival in the face of impossible odds, but it’s not everyday I come across one involving a deadly sea lion with a taste for human butt-flesh. The world most know of this! People reports: Shakira is ...

For the past few weeks, rumors have been flying that Katy Perry finally taught Tim Tebow the breast is truly mightier than the Jesus sword that gets saved until marriage and presumably only used once. Rumors that were stoked even more when Katy made tw...

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day The Crap We Missed where we start the celebration of this commercially-fabricated holiday (Russel Stover, I’m looking right at you.) with our favorite little cupid, as well as Michael Fassbender who...

Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson. Photos: Vogue, ...

“If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what...

According to a new report from TMZ, President of the United States Barak Obama is concerned about Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, after she was reportedly hospitalized following her mother's tragic death on Saturday....

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We ended yesterday with Kate Upton in Esquire, so it only makes sense to start today with her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. Mostly because I like to think of this as a science blog read exclusively by academic types who can hopefully explain...

Apparently Hugh Hefner rents his creations out to his kids along with a generous insurance policy so they don’t have to worry about returning them in perfect condition, because his son Marston just found himself arrested after beating the shit ou...

According to TMZ.com, Kim Kardashian is going back to her ex-beau, Reggie Bush, in a bid to rekindle their on/off relationship....

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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropp...

Honestly, I don’t know why I bothered posting anything else. Here’s the rest of The 54th Annual Grammy Awards featuring a bunch of people who didn’t get their own posts and not for lacking of showing up with a dude dressed up like The...

Here’s Britney Spears at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammys turned memorial party Saturday night where, unlike Kim Kardashian, I’m not even going to entertain the thought Britney considered milking Whitney Houston‘s death for publi...

While us silly Yanks celebrated the decline of music, jolly ol’ England spent its weekend holding something called the BAFTAs which I’ll just go ahead and say is an acronym for the British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades because those l...

I don’t even know where to start this morning, so Kim Kardashian waving her giant breasts around at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party seems like as good a place as any. So here she inexplicably is at the annual party Whitney Houston was suppose...

According to several reports from TMZ, Whitney Houston's tragic death in the bath of her room at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday was due to combining prescription drugs and alcohol....