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Miley Cyrus' tour claims a life

2009-11-20

Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus' tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports: Sgt. Thomas Molnar... ...read full story ...

 

The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

2009-11-20

If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and... ...read full story ...

 

Now who's gonna snowmobile with Tom Cruise?

2009-11-20

Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she'll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People: After much prayer and careful... ...read full story ...

 

Miley Cyrus cares deeply about her employees

2009-11-20

After the tour bus accident that left a man dead this morning and injured others in her crew, you'd assume Miley Cyrus would postpone Sunday's show out of respect for her employees. Unfortunately, you'd be out of your goddamn... ...read full story ...

 

Members area was updated

2009-11-19

Added new celebrity - Audrina Patridge!
Added 16 photos of Audrina Patridge.

 

For Shakira Dancing Comes As Natural As Breathing

2009-11-19

Recently Shakira declared that she's been able to dance since birth. For her, dancing always was something natural and she did not feel the need of training. For me, it was, and is, more of a natural thing, she said. It's something that was practically gi...

 

HERO: Keeley Hazell shows her nipples for PETA

2009-11-19

It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?! Pics... ...read full st...

 

Zac Efron Wants to be in "West End"

2009-11-19

Zac Efron recently declared that he would like to play in West End Show. According to his sayings, he's eager to try something different. ...

 

Taylor Lautner Admits He's Unprepared For Fame

2009-11-19

Taylor Lautner still doesn't realize what means being a superstar. He admits he was totally unprepared for fame and the amount of fans that came with it. I really don't think there was anything that could've prepared me for this. There is no way of gettin...

 

The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards.. Featuring Women!

2009-11-19

GQ held its 2009 Men of the Year Awards last night in LA, so here's a smattering of all the beautiful people that attended: Olivia Wilde with her ox-strangling witchery. Alexander Skarsgard... in pants. I got nothin'. Levi Johnston... ...read full story ...

 

UPDATE: Tila Tequila loses her tiny naked shit (Added video)

2009-11-19

Tila Tequila went on a deranged, naked rant this morning on Ustream which her attorney has since taken down claiming she's mentally ill from the incident with Shawne Merriman. TMZ reports: Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the... ...read full st...

 

Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean: 'Do porn.'

2009-11-19

After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less... ...read full story ...

 

Project Runway Season Finale Tonight on Lifetime

2009-11-19

Catch the SEASON FINALE of PROJECT RUNWAY Tonight at 10 ET/PT on Lifetime - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: WENN... ...read full story ...

 

Amy Winehouse's tits popped

2009-11-19

Amy Winehouse's new breasts apparently sprung a leak over the weekend, according The Mirror: Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing... ...read full story ...

 

Katy Perry in Spandex and other news

2009-11-19

- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip] - Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Adrian Grenier might be... ...re...

 

Robert Pattinson has earned my respect

2009-11-19

In case anyone had doubts that Robert Pattinson could make his fans do anything, here's an anecdote he shared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that demonstrates how easily he could violate a throng of a women at the drop... ...read full story ...

 

Hayden Panettiere fellating a machine gun

2009-11-19

Here's Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book The Dirty Side of Glamour, and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston's corpse just came. Video of Hayden Getting Drenched... ...read fu...

 

Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape

2009-11-18

Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the... ...read full story ...

 

Claire Danes' nipples and other news

2009-11-18

- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip] - Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Gerard Butler... ...rea...

 

Bar Refaeli > Leighton Meester

2009-11-18

Here's Bar Refaeli launching Passionata's newest collection officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I'd feel bad for Leighton Meester right now if my erection wasn't threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of time.... ...read full...

 

Jon Gosselin signed hand-written legal contract with Kate Major. Of course, he did.

2009-11-18

Presumably drunk on homely snizz, Jon Gosselin signed a hand-written contract with former Star reporter Kate Major in exchange for her keeping their relationship secret. RadarOnline reports: I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal ass ...rea...

 

Shauna Sand to Carrie Prejean: 'Sell the tape!'

2009-11-18

Because she's a mother, first, and a pornographer, second - but mostly both at the same time - Shauna Sand wrote a letter to Carrie Prejean encouraging her to save herself a mountain of legal fees and just let... ...read full story ...

 

Leighton Meester poses for GQ

2009-11-18

As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over t ...re...

 

Paris & Doug still beating the shit out of each other

2009-11-18

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt reportedly got into another drunken brawl this morning, according to TMZ: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call... ...read full story ...

 

Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug

2009-11-18

Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ: Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep,... ...read full story ...

 

Johnny Depp is your Sexiest Man Alive

2009-11-18

After a fake Robert Pattinson cover made the rounds yesterday, People has officially named Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man Alive only to honor him with the least attractive photo they could take of him. Unless bland middle-aged... ...read full story...

 

Members area was updated

2009-11-17

Added new celebrity - Victoria Beckham!
Added 16 photos of Victoria Beckham.

 

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini

2009-11-17

Here's High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale in Mexico today and despite millions of dollars of Disney advertising, plastic surgery and the mere fact she's in a bikini, I'm honestly having a hard time giving a shit. I mean,... ...read full story ...

 

Katie Holmes running around in lingerie

2009-11-17

Here's Katie Holmes running around in lingerie again on the set of The Romantics yesterday. Or she's filming her scenes as the villain in Mission: Impossible 4. Could go either way. TOM CRUISE: She's in lingerie! Repeat. Lingerie. Get... ...read full stor...

 

Chris Brown talks about dating again. Oh, good.

2009-11-17

Hopefully the point of asking Chris Brown when he's going to date is to alert potential victims, but this is MTV so let's assume they want to film it: My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin', he told... ...read full story ...

 

Lindsay Lohan still demanding free shit

2009-11-17

Lindsay Lohan continues her Belligerent Tour of Over-Entitlement, according to Fox 411: Lohan showed up to last Thursday's launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line NuPop in collaboration with famed jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad at Kitson in Wes ...read...

 

Rihanna steps out and other news

2009-11-17

- Ashley Greene tries to hijack New Moon premiere. [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce and Lady GaGa in Video Phone. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Kate Hudson denies A-Rod has a picture of himself as a centaur. (Read: It's... ...read full story ...

 

Coco wants you to see things through her eyes

2009-11-17

And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts. NOTE: Included some more of Coco's recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we're... ...read full story ...

 

Robert Pattinson is ready to brood for you now

2009-11-17

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and that kid Summit Entertainment wants you to believe is banging Taylor Swift worked the crowdfor the LA premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon last night. Will Edward's skin sparkle for Bella because that... ...read fu...

 

Ashlee Simpson: 'I love Jessica's body.' Keep going...

2009-11-16

Ashlee Simpson apparently wants to do her own sister, according to the latest issue of Women's Health: My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she's one sexy lady. ASHLEE: What... ...read full story ...

 

Ashley Greene in Maxim and other news

2009-11-16

- Angelina Jolie believes snakes are watching over her family. This explains the no marriage thing. Clever, Brad Pitt. Clever... [Lainey Gossip] - Eliza Dushku evidently wears a thong. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Janet Jackson believes Dr.. ...re...

 

Blake Lively still has breasts

2009-11-16

Blake Lively attended some event that doesn't matter last night and used the venue to remind me I'd build baby-firing bazookas for Al Qaeda just to gently sniff her cleavage for 30 seconds. And before everyone starts questioning my... ...read full story ...

 

Britney Spears' breasts in a bikini aren't making me cry. What the...

2009-11-16

Dear Britney, Did you notice today how people stared at your chest and went Hey, those are kind of awesome instead of asking whether you're pointing at them or that guy over there? No, way over there. That's what... ...read full story ...

 

Hayden Panettiere has bangs. STOP EVERYTHING.

2009-11-16

In case you haven't received your government-issued telegraph informing you of the news yet, Hayden Panettiere has bangs now. However many pots of gold she offered her publicist it seems to be worth it considering this is seriously the... ...read full sto...

 

Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in MI: 4

2009-11-16

In a completely opposite twist on reality, Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the next Mission: Impossible movie, according to MonstersandCritics.com: A source said: Tom is very excited about taking 'Mission: Impossible' in a new. ...rea...

 

Taylor Swift Declines that She and Taylor Lautner Are a Couple

2009-11-16

Recently Taylor Swift denied in an interview for InStyle magazine that she and Taylor Lautner are a couple saying that she doesn't have time for a boyfriend. I've never thought it was a curse to be single, she told the publication, and at this point in my...

 

Shayne Lamas gets DUI, immediately issues press release

2009-11-16

Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity: Early Saturday morning, after consuming one... ...read full story ...

 

Paris Hilton wants to destroy the Kardashians

2009-11-16

Paris Hilton is pissed that the Kardashians rode her admittedly roomy labia to stardom and now make more money than she does. However, Paris is already planning to destroy them by copying their every move? Okay, sure. Page Six... ...read full story ...

 

Lady GaGa Helps the Fans Hit Hard by the Global Economic Downturn

2009-11-16

Lady GaGa always says that she loves her fans and she tried to show it with every occasion. This time, Lady GaGa announced a cut-price version of her upcoming mini-album in order to help her fans that were hit by the global economic crisis. The Fame Monst...

 

Members area was updated

2009-11-15

Added 16 photos of Tricia Helfer.

 

Lindsay Lohan cries when asked to pay for goods and services

2009-11-15

When she's not trying to shaft an unsuspecting Kellan Lutz with her liquor bills, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going into hysterics now when asked to pay for items she's consumed like a productive member of society. People reports: Lindsay... ...read full ...

 

Jennifer Aniston still in a bikini

2009-11-15

Jennifer Aniston continued her Mexican vacation Friday and I've gotta ask this or else I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror: Why doesn't Jennifer Aniston wear a bikini all the time instead of acting? I'm... ...read full story ...

 

Britney Spears gets chesty with the kids and other news

2009-11-14

- Johnny Depp offers to make Nicolas Cage's money problems go away thus saving us all from Ghost Rider and National Treasure trilogies. [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin is suing TLC for $5 million which should just about cover... ...read full story ...

 

Joanna Krupa in Playboy

2009-11-14

Here's model/actress/Maxim's Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That's like owning a titty bar and letting the.. ...re...

 

Diddy is an old romantic

2009-11-14

In an interview to promote his reality show I Want To Work For Diddy, Sean Diddy Combs regales RadarOnline with a romantic tale about sending an assistant to fetch porn: One time, I had left my porn collection in... ...read full story ...

 
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