This is a shot of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson who DJ'ed a charity event in Washington D.C. over the weekend. So to the people who thought When did Hayden Christensen go on a month-long coke binge?: Close, but no cigar/post-op wiener. Photos: INFda...

Guy Ritchie is reportedly going to walk away from his marriage to Madonna with $60 million along with their British retreat Ashcombe and the Punchbowl pub (which he owned to begin with.) But Skeletor Barbie is going nuclear and claiming that Guy is a gol...

The most telling thing about Gov. Sarah Palin's brief stint on 'Saturday Night Live' was that Tina Fey was smart enough NOT to stand next to the hottie politician who is way prettier than Tina - a fact duly noted by Alec Baldwin. SNL, which has been a cr...

Following the news of Madonna's divorce announcement, Yohana Banda, the father of the orphan boy Madonna adopted two years ago, now is openly wondering if it would be better if his son was returned to Africa to live with his family. This is a new and terr...

Pop star Pink says she loves motocross racer Carey Hart but she knew their marriage would never last - because neither of them could handle such a big commitment. The couple split earlier this year after just two years as a wedded couple. Pink now admits ...

Sarah Palin made her highly-publicized Saturday Night Live appearance and, honestly, didn't do a whole lot. I expected some pizazz, you know? She's the fucking Ron Burgundy of politics. C'mon! If it's in front of her, she'll say it in that folksy voice ...

Jenny McCarthy has been on a crusade telling people that her son caught autism from childhood vaccinations, no matter what those know-nothings at the American Academy of Pediatrics say. Now she says that that—surprise!—he's cured, and it's all thanks...

It's official: Sarah Palin is doing Saturday Night Live. The McCain campaign confirmed the Alaska Governor will make a guest appearance on this weekend's show with host Josh Brolin. For the past few weeks, Tina Fey has been doing an uncanny impersonation...

Many have pondered the secret to banging a Playboy playmate and getting her to let you document the event on film. Is it money? The right cologne? Some kind of voodoo ritual involving a decapitated chicken? Nope, it's getting hammered on drugs. Just ask ...

Elizabeth Hurley rocked the monster cleavage last night at a breast cancer awareness event in London because apparently she's a giant bitch. I mean, Jesus. That's like showing up pantsless to Lance Armstrong's house and making your testicles sing One by ...

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan's wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable. JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage hit the skids in 2005 when Madonna was injured in a horse-riding accident. Apparently Guy didn't fawn over Madonna enough which has been the crux of every single fight they've had since, a family friend told The Sun: If...

Miley Cyrus attended the Christian Audiger show during LA Fashion Week to see her model boyfriend Justin Gaston. Whenever he walked by, photographers caught Miley seductively sticking her tongue out at him. And you know what that means. I'm pretty sure t...

Madonna seems to have gone into complete meltdown now that she and hubby Guy Ritchie have stopped faking about their marriage that apparently went bad a few years ago. She took to mocking him on stage recently, referring to someone unnamed as being emotio...

Finally, a scary movie worth seeing this weekend! If you like Cloverfield you may like Quarantine which opens in wide release today. With a no big name cast, the film, written and directed by John Erick Dowdle, is a handheld cam horror flick that delivers...

Strictly third hand gossip, and the script isn't even written, but fans are abuzz about the new rumor that Rhona Mitra is being considered to play a major villain in the future 'Batman 3' film. The latest juicy tidbit comes from Batman-On-Film, which is ...

Get this: Turns out David Duchnovny's sex addiction (Read: He has a penis.) was not the cause of his separation from Tea Leoni, but instead she was having an affair with Billy Bob Fucking Thornton. How does this guy keep getting chicks? Anyway, Mulder su...

Madonna gave her first concert performance last night since announcing her divorce. The Sticky & Sweet tour continued in Boston where PythonArms DeathFace took a crack at her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie. NY Daily News reports: Her Madgesty dedicate...

Angelina Jolie gave a rare and lengthy TV interview this morning on The Today Show. She confirmed rumors that she plans to adopt another child with Brad Pitt even after giving birth to twins Knox and Vivienne just three months ago. Check out what else An...

Good news; Miley Cyrus has finished her autobiography! Yes, we've reached a point where a 15-year-old Disney puppet feels entitled to publish her life story. Hey, she deserves it. We all do. Because we suck. The Sun reports: The book deals with Miley's ...

Former Miss England Danielle Lloyd launched her new modeling agency Irresistible Talent today in London. I don't really have much more information than that except for BOOBS. It's like your knee deep in comprehensive coverage, isn't it? I know. Photos S...

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni's publicist revealed the two are actually separated and have been for months now, according to People: In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed t...

Jennifer Aniston's friends, particularly Courtney Cox, aren't thrilled that she's rekindled her relationship with John Mayer which is definitely a go. The two were spotted just yesterday leaving the Sunset Tower hotel together. The Chicago Sun-Times repo...

Serial adopter Angelina Jolie is just about ready to shop for her next kid. Not yet driven to madness with her current brood of six young children, including twins just born 3½ months ago, the actress just admitted in a 'Today Show' interview that she an...

Desperate Housewives actor Gale Harold is reportedly hospitalized in critical but stable condition following a motorcycle accident. He publicist initially only confirmed that the actor, who plays the boyfriend of Teri Hatcher's character, had fractured on...

It turns out that David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were able to keep the most painful secrets of their marriage out of the public eye. That is, until David had to go into rehab for sex addition. Now, there's news that the couple split up even long before that...

Denis Leary has gotten himself in trouble with the Autism Society of America after an excerpt was released from his new book Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid. Here's Denis' take on the topic via Page Six: There is a hu...

These are shots of Britney Spears going to the dance studio today, and if you're like me, your first reaction will be Shazam! She's getting that body back. Then you'll notice something's not quite right. I'll let you figure it out for yourself, but, in t...

Mila Kunis showed up looking super cleavagey at the Hollywood premiere of Max Payne last night, and seriously, it's time like this I would do anything to switch shoes with Macaulay Culkin. Even if that means at one point Michael Jackson got me drunk with...

MTV's ratings juggernaut The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Laurens (above), are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with ch...

Worried about the country's imminent financial collapse? Here's something to take your mind off of it—and make you much more fearful about the future. Ok! Magazine reports: Tony Romo better rest up, because Jessica Simpson doesn't just want a child â€...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are officially ending their marriage. They've prepared a public announcement and plan on having the divorce finalized before Christmas, according to The Sun: The couple are going public with their split because they can't bear to ...

British director Guy Ritchie and pop star Madonna are admitting what has been speculated about all year: that their marriage is finito and they are splitting up. No more lies, adopted kids from Africa, baseball player affair rumors, or stupid everything i...

Even being paid $75,000 an episode isn't enough to keep Lauren Conrad interested in doing MTV's 'The Hills' for much long. She explains to Extra: It's coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I'm ready to kind of walk away. I've been doing it...

Country music superstar Tim McGraw apologized to his fans this week after his record label released a greatest hits album. He says he has new music but it was the idiots at the label calling the shots and that the release of a Greatest Hits 3 cd is an emb...

Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hos...

Holly Madison went Bowling for Boobies last night at Lucky Strike Lanes to help the Busted Foundation raise money for uninsured women battling breast cancer. The event brought in over $50 grand which is awesome except at one point there was a pervert on ...

Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she's built for strength not beauty, but she's dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation: COMMON: Baby, I d...

Most parents with seven-year-old boys try to teach them not to play with knives. Not Angelina Jolie. According to W magazine: Every family has its unique rites of passage, those generational milestones that mark a child's growth and remind parents of th...

Britney Spears is laying the groundwork for a major worldwide tour that amazingly just five months ago would've been considered a form of international terrorism. I guarantee the Netherlands would've surrendered. E! Online reports: While the comeback pop...

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were reportedly spotted sharing a long, lingering kiss at LAX yesterday after conveniently arriving from New York together, according to The National Enquirer: Once in L.A. they went their separate ways but judging by the ...

Don't expect to see a lot of young Dakota Fanning in her new movie Winged Creatures, because the Australian film director Rowan Woods thought she was such a little shit on set that he's cut many of her scenes. The movie has a large ensemble cast which th...

T.i. explain a lot: Irish actor Colin Farrell is opening up and talking about his 6-week stint in rehab and how it finally cleaned him up after half a lifetime of hard partying. Basically, I'd been fairly drunk or high since I was 14. I was very drunk and...

According to Alicia Keys, she's taken a short break from music to launch an acting career, as well as record a song for the new James Bond film. She manages to steal a few scenes in her new movie, The Secret Life Of Bees, which opens this week. Keys told ...

You know it's a holiday when I'm posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at ...

Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears' Womanizer video, and it looks like we've got nipple, folks. I don't know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I'm going to...

These are shots of Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson getting a lap dance at The Most Interesting Show in the World over the weekend. Wow, a stripper grinding on a Playboy bunny. That's like covering a midget in chocolate sauce. How do you lose? (Not counti...

Usually, after having a near-death experience, one tends to set aside petty differences and focus on the simple joys of just being alive. Not Travis Barker. Blogging from his hospital bed to thank fans for their support, the former Blink 182 drummer took...

Mark Wahlberg has his panties in a bunch over a Saturday Night Live sketch from last week called Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals. It features Andy Samberg playing Mark as he introduces himself to barnyard animals. Unfortunately, Marky Mark hated it so muc...

These are publicity shots from Hustler's politically-inspired porno Nailin' Paylin' starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Th...