According to gossip website TMZ, 27-year-old singer Avril Lavigne would like to take the seat of a judge on the X Factor....

According to movie insiders, actor Will Smith wanted a third instalment in the Men in Black series, so he came up with an idea for the next movie....

The Oscars were last night, and like every year, they were a regal and boring event second only to golf. So we’ll try to strafe through it as quickly as possible without making Charlie Sheen think we’re his long-lost F18 soulmate that needs...

If there are two people you can confidently say will never win an Oscar, it’s Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz, so naturally they presented an award together last night because Hollywood’s the Special Olympics that way. Except at one point t...

After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you...

Apparently if you try to take Jason Statham‘s picture while he’s out with Not Megan Fox, he’ll calmly spit in your face before spending the rest of his day walking around without once changing his facial expression to teach you a prop...

“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t...

Posted in response to every headline today that reads or will read “OMG! Who’s Kim Kardashian New Mystery Man?” or “Five Things You Didn’t Know About Kim Kardashian’s New Man!” which will conveniently leave off...

“I don’t remember ordering flapjacks.” – Stephen Hawking, just now. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is basically everything considering our entire day fell into a Stephen Hawking sex addict hole that I’m...

“You are a bit bigger than I prefer, but Stephen Hawking takes what Stephen Hawking can gets.” There are several stories we could’ve started out with this morning, but none of them involve Stephen Hawking frequenting sex clubs which let&...

If you’ve been paying attention to Gerard Butler lately, he’s looked like death’s jizz rag and has or hasn’t been running around banging essentially nameless reality stars for weeks at a time. He has no clue. So the fact that he...

According to the latest reports from TMZ, Scottish actor Gerard Butler has checked himself into rehab in a bid to fight his addiction to prescription drugs....

According to reports, Wanderlust star Jennifer Aniston has recently admitted she had laser therapy and that she was looking like a battered burn victim for a week....

Posted by Photo Boy - Friday Photobombs are always better when they involve chicks humping each other. - Deena Cortese doesn’t realize that you’re supposed to call cops pigs, not try to get them to bang one. - Paris Hilton leaked and then u...

Back in July, Jennifer Love Hewitt started showing up to red carpet events wearing those clearly magical bandage dresses that almost made men want to propose to her using one of the three pre-selected rings in her purse. At any rate, the producers of T...

If you’re wondering just how slow things get in the entertainment business right before the Oscars, you’re reading a post about Stephen Dorff harassing a British reality star he banged a couple times before moving on to her friends. The int...

Posted by Photo Boy - Redheads who also have another specific requirement to make it into this gallery. (Yes, it’s cleavage.) - Donald Trump doesn’t want wind turbines blighting the landscape near his golf resort. - In case you live in a ca...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity...

Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises. TMZ reports: TMZ spoke to the GM at the wine shop … who tells us, “Even if Jw...

Here’s Jennifer Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday so just assume they’re handing these things out to people who are 90% famous for getting epically dumped by Brad Pitt now because it sure as shit can’t...

Wanderlust star Jennifer Aniston has received her own star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame yesterday, thus fulfilling one of her long time dreams....

Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out ...

Music mogul Simon Cowell — who has his own record label Syco — reportedly wants to create a new American boy band....

In a recent interview with People magazine, The Town actor Ben Affleck has revealed he started a charity (the Eastern Congo Initiative) because he was inspired by his children and wanted to offer them an example....

Singer Katy Perry has recently revealed she feels like she has been fooled by her estranged husband Russell Brand....

Apparently the premiere of children’s movies are Pussytown USA because not only did Zac Efron slap on his best Fonzie jacket, he also came packing rubbers that he “accidentally” dropped on the red carpet while handing his assistant so...

Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror unti...

Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, ...

Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Griec...

Shocking news this morning: Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of shit and nothing but a massive cash grab regardless of the consequences. Although in a surprise twist, nobody got pissed on in a sex tape at her mother’s ...

Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! No...

Posted by Photo Boy - Oh, wow, England has their own Gary Busey. - Mardi Gras is still mostly about drunken tit flashing. Neat. - Sacha Baron Cohen schtick is so old it might as well start smoking salvia and posting naked pics of itself to Twitter. - J...

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has recently revealed he thinks he might lose some fans when his new movie Bel Ami will hit theaters....

According to the latest reports from Us Weekly magazine, pop diva Britney Spears is wanted by Simon Cowell on the X Factor — as a judge!...

Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is fucking terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and e...

Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty shitty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed i...

Three years before January Jones got knocked up with Patrick Stewart’s bastard (I’ll guess this yet!) she kept out of spite, Minnie Driver pulled a similar stunt while working on the FX series The Riches and birthed a baby that apparently I...

If you’re like me, you probably forgot Megan Fox is still a thing and/or alive, so here she is wearing a bikini in Hawaii which hopefully will create new, lasting memories. Memories like, “Honey, don’t come in here. I’m watching...

Maybe it’s the dress or the fact that I spent a portion of my day staring into the unfortunate grin-skulls of Bethenny Frankel and Minnie Driver, but here’s Mariah Carey looking remarkably good outside of GMA this morning. Which is almost m...

Because the Marilyn Monroe costume she wanted was already rented out at Whoresingdales, JWoww did the next best thing by making an intern write a list of Presidents I’d Like To Fuck on her blog because apparently these kids have blogs now despite...

Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’...

“If this kid gets hit by a taxi before they start filming, I swear to God…” Part of having your reality show is making sure that when a new season starts you exploit anything and everything you can to get people talking about you. And...

Posted by Photo Boy - Perfectly Timed Sports Photos: Including the best Tom Brady shot since the waterslide. - This is the worst tragedy to ever happen to Queen. - Here’s the Victoria Beckham quote that no woman needed to read to hate the shit ou...

In a recent interview, Twilight star Kristen Stewart has admitted she was really struggling to act in her new movie Snow White and the Huntsman because she found it very difficult to make the transition from her character Bella Swan to Snow White....

According to Us Weekly magazine, Hollywood ex-couple Dianna Agron and Sebastian Stan — who split in December after dating for five months — have reportedly rekindled their romance....

When word got out last week that Chris Brown would appear on a remix of Rihanna‘s “Birthday Cake,” obviously there were some strong reactions, although some were tempered by the fact this could all just be hype and/or there’s a ...

On Friday, Billboard posted an open letter to Rihanna explaining to her that she’s sending a pretty shitty message to female fans by essentially letting Chris Brown off the hook by allowing rumors about them getting back together run rampant and ...

“And so gentlemen, it is with formidable reluctance that I shall agree to a second term as this nation’s president, but not without a request for the following demands to be met in satisfactory manner as convenience permits: Firstwith, as a...

Because one day her Disney overlords will allow a maple-fetus in her womb to be birth thus ushering forth a new era of poppin’ and lockin’ under a one-world government demanding you bear the Mark of the Beast, here’s Selena Gomez and ...

Oh, good, she’s bringing back Harry Caray. Via TMZ: Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she has always felt the “SNL” executive producer has been very fatherly towards her throughout the years. We’re told LiLo has always enjoyed d...