Brittany Murphy's apparently executed a will years before she married Simon Monjack which leaves everything to her mother Susan Murphy, according to TMZ: The house Brittany owned and died in was held in trust -- a trust created several... ...read full sto...

Olivia Munn's issue of MYMAG apparently contains a preview for her upcoming book Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and wait a minute. Hold on. Olivia Munn took precious time away from standing around in... ...read full story ...

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators are engaged, according to Us Weekly: I'm happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn't be happier, the rep tells Us. No wedding... ...read full story ...

Here's Jimmy Choo president and Christian Slater's ex-girlfirend Tamara Mellon sunbathing topless in St. Barth's yesterday. For those of you too young to even know what a Christian Slater is, let me see if I can explain him: Long... ...read full story ...

For the record, no one's actually announced this, I just figured I'd beat the rush so everybody can get back to their Christmas shopping. You're welcome. UPDATE: Nailed it. Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack did an incredible job not looking guilty as fuck yesterday by telling Cedars-Sinai medical staff that he didn't want an autopsy for his late wife despite the fact a treasure trove of prescription meds... ...read ful...

Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!! Being the eternal optimist that... ...read full story ...

Someone apparently thought it'd be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for Dita: Stripteese in LA yesterday. Because if there's anyone a little girl should want to be... ...read full story ...

- James Franco on SNL: Best of the season? [Lainey Gossip] - Rihanna almost brought some holiday cheer. So close. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - LeAnn Rimes husband files for divorce. [PopEater] - Alyssa Milano gets Jersey Shore-ified.... ...read fu...

These are outtakes from Lindsay Lohan's shoot for Muse, and I'm trying to figure out why they didn't make the cut. My only guess is because there's a toilet in them and Lindsay's publicist would prefer she not be... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy died of cardiac arrest early this morning. She was 32. TMZ reports: A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the... ...read full story ...

Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce was just finalized this morning and there's a pretty good chance Jon's going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports: We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make... ...read full story ...

Here's Victoria's Secret/Sports Illustrated model Jessica Hart at Bondi Beach yesterday. I know I should probably comment on the gap in her teeth, but since I love women so much, I've been staring directly at Jessica Hart's breasts trying... ...read full ...

Scans of Tara Reid's Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face - The Holly Madison, I believe... ...read full story ...

Blake Lively attended the New York premiere of Sherlock Holmes last night, but a quick Google search tells me she's not even in the movie! How is this not false advertisement? Somebody get me a lawyer who's willing to... ...read full story ...

Back in 2007, Tiger I Put My Penis in All of Vegas Woods apparently went on ESPN and criticized Michael Vick for not coming out sooner about his dogfight scandal. Via SPORTSbyBROOKS: If you made that big a mistake,... ...read full story ...

Jessica Simpson apparently didn't sleep with Tiger Woods because she knew about his cheatin' ways. The Chicago Sun-Times reports: According to the source, Simpson had heard about Woods' wandering when she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo w ...read...

For anyone who's seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can't even look... ...read full story ...

Jessica Simpson is denying reports she had sex with Tiger Woods. Via Twitter: Can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! The Shocking Inside Story is (insert drumroll) A LIE! Meanwhile,... ...read full story ...

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he'll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is 100 percent on. ABC News reports: According to Coyne, Nordegren is... ...read full story ...

- Toby Keith should stick to performing proctological procedures with his boot. [PopEater] - Cate Blanchett > Sienna Miller. [Lainey Gossip] - Geri Halliwell keeps working the Ginger Spice Rack. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Emmanuelle Chriqui ...re...

- Gwyneth Paltrow hawks hotels now. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge invited to the premiere of Avatar. -- I don't get it. [PopEater] - Adrianne Curry riding a mechanical bull. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Tiger Woods is forced... ...read full st...

Meet Premo Stallone. For the five people who consider Star a reliable source, he might be the one who really fertilized Kourtney Kardashian's egg instead of on/off boyfriend Scott Disick: In our Dec. 28 issue, we report that Kim's... ...read full story ...

While simultaneously complaining about Frances Bean not being a private person, Courtney Love continued to air their dirty laundry all over Facebook yesterday: this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i... ...read full st...

The last thing I want to see in the hands of man who's apparently broke and about to have his divorce finalized in 24 hours is a loaded gun that he arbitrarily fires into the woods in front of... ...read full story ...

- Alex Rodriguez tries to explain to the Yankees how he lost their good luck charm. [PopEater] - Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal break up. For real this time. [PopEater] - Vanessa Hudgens legs are kind of gross. [DrunkenStepfather:... ...read full s...

This is a video of nine-year-old Noah Cyrus dancing like a midget stripper to Akon's Smack That to the amusement of everyone backstage at a recent Miley Cyrus show. What's even more fucked up is Miley's people felt this... ...read full story ...

While one of his mistresses used her exposure to Tiger Splooge™ to get into Hollywood clubs last night (above), Tiger Woods' high school sweetheart was talking to E! News about the golfer's inability to cope with his father's cheating:... ...read full st...

Here's Lindsay Lohan looking exceptionally coke-whorey last night at the holiday party for 6126, her new line of leggings. Based on these pics alone it's hard not to see the appeal of purchasing leg-wear from Lindsay. She makes exchanging... ...read full ...

Presumably to laugh in Kate Hudson's face then morph into a griffin, Madonna and her daughter Lourdes attended the New York City premiere of Nine last night. She also posed for pictures, but that was simply to remind theatergoers... ...read full story ...

Because Star Magazine remembered there's a picture of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together, here's a story about them having sex behind Tony Romo's back: Just days before Jessica's split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with... ...read full ...

So remember in Tim Burton's Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin? I rest my case. *waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish* Photos: Pacific Coast News... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact Frances Bean covered for dear old mom by saying she's clean after ditching her to live with grandma, Courtney Love decided to prove she's the polar-fucking-opposite of clean by launching a verbal assault against Frances on... ...read full...

Here's Rihanna in the latest issue of GQ and, maybe I'm just now noticing it, but has she always grab her crotch a lot? It's almost like Rihanna's trying to steal the Michael Jackson comparisons away from Chris Brown... ...read full story ...

Here's Bethenny Frankel from The Real Housewives of New York posing naked for PETA because we're suppose to believe the women on these shows care about anything besides fucking middle-aged men on the Internet and spending the entire GDP... ...read full st...

Elin Woods is definitely trying to tell us something. Here's someone who consistently avoided the paparazzi, even during the past few weeks of non-stop media scrutiny, yet in the last 24 hours she's shown her face in public twice... ...read full story ...

Seen here posing for his mug shot, Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for criminal contempt of court after calling ex-fiance Erin Muller who was apparently smart enough to use Michael's favorite tactic against him. TMZ reports: Michael Lohan's ex- ...re...

So remember last year when Jessica Simpson blew up over the holidays leading the whole world to believe she ate Santa Clause? Imagine that same scenario but adding Tony Romo getting engaged to Candice Crawford. Yeah... I'll be forging... ...read full stor...

And Olivia Munn is apparently in the January 2010 issue of Maxim. At this point, The Superficial would like to apologize to the Baby Jesus for all the crying that's about to happen so close to his birthday. (Would... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Kate Hudson in New York last night after reports broke that A-Rod ditched her for some random tail in Miami. Obviously she's depressed, but hey, it could be worse. She could be a titless bag... ...read full story ...

- Tiger Woods' apparently had a mistress named Cori Rist who claims he was unhappy at home. [PopEater] - Taylor Swift celebrates her 20th by donating $250,000 to keep kids in school. Wait. Country music allows book larnin'? [Lainey... ...read full story ...

I understand these gentlemen had something of a rough night. THE HANGOVER: Available today on Warner Bros. Blu-Ray and DVD. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: WENN... ...read full story ...

Get Rare! Productions presents the unofficial video for Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn's I Don't Know What to Do as part of The Break Up Videos: One writer and ten visionary directors were invited to tell a story inspired... ...read full story ...

So remember when Lindsay Lohan tweeted about saving 40 kids in India last week? She made that shit up to, I'm assuming, absolutely no one's surprise. NY Daily News reports: She was not even in the country when this... ...read full story ...

In case anyone doubts Elin Woods tried to open Tiger Woods' skull with a pitching wedge, the Florida Department of Children and Families has officially launched an investigation after receiving a complaint last week. RadarOnline reports: RadarOnline ...re...

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick this morning, according to both E! Online and Life & Style because only a Kardashian could sell exclusive rights to two different outlets: Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is... ...read full story...

These are either shots of Hugh Jackman working out on the beach, or accidentally jogging in front of a Lane Bryant in the Sahara Desert. I don't even know how you tell the difference, but after typing that last... ...read full story ...

Tara Reid will apparently be topless in the latest issue of Playboy (above) in an effort to shut everyone up who keeps showing old pictures of her, according to a recent interview with WPIX: I've been OK now for... ...read full story ...

Jonathan Togo of CSI: Miami was arrested early Sunday morning for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD responded to a 911 call at Togo's Hollywood Hills home at around 2:00 AM. We're... ...read full s...

Jamie Jungers is now claiming she was having sex with Tiger Woods when his father died, according to News of the World: On May 2, 2006, he was with Jamie in his marital home in California when his mum... ...read full story ...