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   - Snooki’s hawking the Cookie Diet now because who doesn’t want their body to look like a syphilitic shit-puppet? Sign me up. - The Kristen Stewart Style Book - Courtney Love and the case for “Barbie Pussy.” - Ash...

 A DNA test proves Tiger Woods is NOT the father of the young boy above whose face first appeared on Kikster.com because his mother’s a filthy porn star who loves money. TMZ reports: A source handling the situation tells TMZ the DNA test was pe...

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It seems superstar singer Ke$ha hasn't always been a wildchild pop queen. According to her statement, she used to be a geek during her school years!...

   Because apparently this thing is a week-long event for big-titted celebutards with no future, here’s Audrina Patridge working out at the MuscleMilk Light Fitness Retreat for Women. She was recently named of People’s Hottest B...

   Armani has released their Fall/Winter 2010-2011 ad featuring Megan Fox (above) which will be plastered all over billboards in New York, Japan and Milan next month, according to the LA Times. I’ve also added Megan’s previous A...

   In a new interview with the New York Times, Eminem expresses his support for gay marriage after facing criticisms in the past for using the word “faggot” in his songs: You've been accused of writing gay-bashing lyrics in the ...

 Just a quick update: 1. RSS feeds have been updated to include images and a “Read More” link because clicking the headline is hard. I know. 2. Sincere thanks to everyone who actually reads the instructions on how to reach the NSFW versio...

- Nicole Scherzinger does Maxim. [Maxim] - Jersey Shore cast getting “halved.” [Popeater] - Cameron Diaz has frequent flyer miles just from cock. [Dlisted] - Robert Pattinson gets dapper for Leno. [Lainey Gossip] - Dita Von Teese is in-flight ...

According to a new report, Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have an open marriage. Author Ian Halperin claims that the couple, who have wed in 2006 and raise daughter Suri together, rarely spend time together....

Here’s Disney star Demi Lovato vacationing in Mexico yesterday, and some of you might be noticing she’s 17 and I’m basically showing your her ass. If Perez Hilton posting a picture of Miley Cyrus’ vagina for sheer publicity isnR...

This shot from Katy Perry’s Times Square concert yesterday literally just hit the wire and I can’t possibly imagine why someone sat on this for 24 hours. It’s not like she’s underage and/or the linchpin of an entire Disney empire. ...

- Kellan Lutz doesn’t realize only five people with a penis know who he is. [Lainey Gossip] - Al Gore did NOT bang Larry David’s ex-wife, according to Larry David’s ex-wife. [Dlisted] - Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl. [Popeater] - Nicole...

Here’s Miley Cyrus at LAX this morning with the word “love” tattooed into her right earlobe because teenagers should never have an $800 billion allowance. On that note, someone at Disney has to be debating whether to push the button that...

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American Pie star/that guy who made that coked out Mamma Mia! video Chris Klein was arrested for DUI this morning after swerving all over the 101 like Lindsay Lohan trying to murder an assistant. (Jury pool tainting, HIYO!) TMZ reports: Law enforcement so...

Seen here at last night’s Lakers game, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly got engaged again during their Hawaiian vacation, according to Us Weekly: “I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside prop...

Here’s Katy Perry performing in Times Square today and I don’t even know why I bothered to try tying these to a previous post considering this entire site is a shrine to my obsession with tits. And you know what? I’m not ashamed anymore....

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Seen here just moments before the fall that would ultimately end his life, Gary Coleman apparently signed legal documents in 2006 that requested he not be taken off life support. — Whoops. TMZ reports: Under the heading “Instructions for Healt...

Twilight actor Taylor Lautner finds it quite difficult to stay in shape. After he bulked up for his role in the second Twilight movie New Moon, he now admits retaining his physique for the third movie, Twilight Saga: Eclipse, was more hard work than he ex...

For the second time in four months, Charlie Sheen’s car was reportedly stolen and found at the bottom of a cliff after the actor left his keys in the ignition again. TMZ reports: Cops have already been to Sheen’s home today. Charlie told them ...

Lindsay Lohan has been openly campaigning for a guest role on HBO’s True Blood, but it looks like producers are “driving a stake” through her dreams. *puts gun in mouth* E! News reports: “Not in the forseeable future,” Ryan K...

Here’s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii over the weekend because there hasn’t been enough shots of practically middle-aged women rinsing themselves off with a hose lately. I know I should be aroused by the shots of her bending over, but all I keep think...

Katy Perry is now trying to pretend her tweet immediately following the release of Lady GaGa’s “Alejandro” video wasn’t really about Lady GaGa, according to Entertainment Weekly: The comment was widely assumed to be an attack on Ga...

Despite evidence to the contrary here, here and here, Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she’s not a slut. She just hates clothes, that’s all. Via the AP: “I’m not trying to be ’slutty,’” said Cyrus in a recent in...

Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert th...

Someone apparently thought it’d be a great idea to invite Lindsay Lohan to a fitness event, so here she is at the MuscleMilk Light Retreat on Saturday where she pretended to take boxing lessons. I say “pretend” because it’s pretty ...

Here’s Megan Fox’s photo shoot for the July 2010 issue of Interview where she apparently dismembers a mannequin version of herself after raping it in a hallway. Because Interview is a magazine by and for celebrities blowing each other, I’...

Love Story singer, Taylor Swift, is really delighted that Lady GaGa has praised her as a great songwriter because she is such a big fan of the eccentric Poker Face hitmaker....

Apparently Simon Monjack had two secret love-children that not even his family or Brittany Murphy knew about. His mother and brother discovered e-mails on his laptop which they handed over to the police despite Brittany’s mom begging them not to. TM...

If I was 16 years old with gold bars falling out of my acne, I’d probably buy myself a girlfriend willing to have sex on camera so kids on my bus won’t think I’m a liar. Which explains how Kim Kardashian ended up on this photo shoot with...

Heidi Montag has supposedly moved into the house of Cougar Zank, the former Marine who previously lived with Heidi and Spencer as their bodyguard. This news has sent Spencer into a fit of jealousy because he was almost positive crystals turned other dude&...

- Bam Margera got his ass kicked. [Popeater] - Kate Hudson’s banging the dude from Muse. [Dlisted] - Pink’s ass is nice. I guess. Who knows? [Hollywood Tuna] - Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper are back on. [Lainey Gossip] - Katie Holmes̵...

Here’s Catherine Zeta Jones at the 64th Annual Tony Awards last night where she trotted out Michael Douglas for, what I can only assume, were purely soup-based reasons. I don’t know if the Welsh are asexual or incapable of shame, but I’l...

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And now to complete the Famewhore Trifecta. Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami today where she conveniently wrapped her ass in a sarong before going out in front of all the paparazzi she just called. Apparently she’s in town for a friend’s b...

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Here’s Jennifer Lopez flashing her panties yesterday while unveiling her new Times Square billboard that encourages kids to “Be Extraordinary.” I don’t really get the moral lesson here, so let’s just assume it involves bangin...

So it turns out January Jones may have been shit-faced when she performed a hit-and-run last night. What follows is the most random tale ever featuring Bobby Flay and absolutely no paparazzis chasing the Walk of Shamer. TMZ reports: We spoke with Flay, wh...

- Jodie Foster may or may not have beat-up a 17-year-old who may or may not be a paparazzo. But she’s definitely a lesbian. We do know that. [Popeater] - John Goodman should have a chat with Jessica Simpson. [DListed] - Holly Madison is a national t...

Kendra Wilkinson apparently told Ryan Seacrest her sex tape is going to be “learning tool” for little Hank IV. Make sure you reread that: Infant son and sex tape. That’s not fucked up at all. Popeater reports: “Now that this happen...

Hey guys, just a few updates as you continue to have your way with the new site: 1. Some comments were getting flagged for no reason, but I’ve been trying to herd them back in as soon as it happens. So don’t get discouraged if your comment did...

Breaking Dawn, the fourth installment in the Twilight movie franchise, will be released in two parts, Summit Entertainment confirmed Thursday. The first Dawn will hit movie theaters Nov. 18, 2011, and the second is due for release the following year....

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- Danielle Staub claims her sex tape was “stolen” yet hopes it sells more than Kendra’s. Makes perfect sense. [Popeater] - Hayden Panettiere gets a nickname I wish I thought of first. [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa gets upstaged by a boob. ...

In the latest issue of Interview, Zach Galifianakis asks Megan Fox about comparing Michael Bay to Hitler. Her response? “Surprise! I pull shit out of my ass for no reason.” Via NY Daily News: “In the past, I’ve been reluctant to sh...

Lindsay Lohan just got the greatest news of her life. Apparently she can knock back the delicious booze water while on probation provided she’s willing to drop $10,000 each time her SCRAM bracelet screams bloody murder. There’s literally no wa...