“Is that guy wearing a pink shirt? I shouldn’t have come here…” Kirk Cameron believes the fact that a banana has ridges is an “atheist’s nightmare,” so really no one should’ve been surprised at all when he w...

Posted by Photo Boy - There’s a bunch of huge breasts in here. - Kate Upton has designed her own swimsuit line. (And she’s modeling them.) - Jason Segel has banged his last Muppet. - Gabriel Aubry is seeking monetary support from Halle Berr...

Ralph McQuarrie, the legendary science-fiction concept artist who gave George Lucas‘ original Star Wars trilogy it’s iconic, timeless look, died Saturday at 82. And for those of you who haven’t spent 98% of your life obsessed with Sta...

Leaked photos of Olivia Munn hit the Internet yesterday including a nude shot except, surprise, the photos weren’t even hacked and the naked one’s a fake. So you can put your nerd-boners away now especially since I’m not posting anythin...

Twilight star Kellan Lutz apparently wants to launch himself as a designer in the fashion industry....

Christina Hendricks also found herself the target of “hackers,” only this time they actually did break into her cell phone and steal personal pics, but just like Olivia Munn, they inserted a faceless nude shot to trick the non-discriminating ...

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson‘s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how ...

Here’s Selena Gomez shooting Spring Breakers with Vanessa Hudgens in Miami yesterday which is completely useless information to you, so here are shots of her flashing her bra and a shot of her butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts. Because after ...

When JWoww signed on for a Jersey Shore spinoff with Snooki, she just assumed it’d be another couple of weeks getting paid to act like giant drunken whores on TV thus inspiring future generations to strive for greatness. Except no one taught Snoo...

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not,...

Posted by Photo Boy - Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. - Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. - Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love wit...

49-year-old star Demi Moore is reportedly out of rehab and actually gone on a secret holiday....

Outside of these bikini photos taken back in December, Katy Perry‘s cleavage has been kept under wraps since breaking things off with Russell Brand which left me concerned that maybe he got them in the divorce hence why he turned down $22 million...

If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation. Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Wat...

Not a whole lot happening today, folks, so here’s Katy Perry walking around Paris Fashion Week wearing a see-through dress that’d almost be scandalous if she didn’t want you to see her mint green granny panties with a double side of a...

“No one ever suspects the President. HAHAHAHAHA- Oh, right, all those white people.” When I first read all the insane conspiracy theories regarding Andrew Breitart’s death, my immediate reaction was to laugh and wonder how these people g...

“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke* Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ea...

When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clev...

Lindsay Lohan‘s TODAY interview where she lies directly to Matt Lauer’s face aired this morning (after the jump), and probably one of the cruelest things they could’ve done is flash back to 2006 when she was only 19 with a face that d...

“Hey, Internet. Blow me. — Too Mel Gibson? You’re right.” Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he’s that good, the “M” wor...

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According to reports, The Tourist star Angelina Jolie didn't get upset over the jokes made about her leg after the Oscar presentation. She actually enjoyed all the fun that came with it!...

Posted by Photo Boy - Jordan Carver has a powerful overhead smash. And by overhead smash I mean humongous titties. - Wilmer Valderrama is on that Chelsea Handler sitcom that’s still inexplicably on the air. - The funniest thing Steve Martin has d...

“At first I said no, but a couple minutes into him having sex with me anyway, it became YES.” If there’s ever any doubt about the smooth, penetrate anything and everything in sight skills of Alexander Skarsgard, according to Page Six,...

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan is super serious about being sober now that she’s inexplicably been tossed a bone in showbiz, and she won’t mess it up this time. Honest. Because that’s exactly what she tol...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came ac...

Despite the pervasiveness of whore-fueled disaster zones like the Kardashians, Lohans, Hiltons, etc, you’d just assume that everyone in Hollywood raises their kids to become degenerate shitbags with no moral compass because, fuck it, they’r...

In his quest to find a pure, undriven virgin to be his bride, Tim Tebow continues to bark up exactly the wrong trees by pursuing Taylor Swift whose music he’s clearly never listened to once. Via ClevverTV, whatever the hell that is: Taylor Swift ...

According to America's OK! magazine, Hollywood diva Angelina Jolie — who already raises six children with partner Brad Pitt — is reportedly pregnant again!...

Posted by Photo Boy - The 20 Hottest Photos of Diana Moldovan: I think Victoria’s Secret is creating these in a lab now. - A Girl and a Hula Hoop: Welcome to the Internet. - There’s a virus running rampant in Celine Dion‘s throat. - G...

Earlier in the month Snooki denied being pregnant, so of course that turned out to be a crock of shit because she just sold the exclusive to Us Weekly which is probably a good idea considering MTV just dropped a shit ton of money on a show that’s...

According to reports, Meryl Streep — who has won the Best Actress Academy Award for her role as Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady movie — has offered to lend a helping hand to a fellow actress who is going to play another British icon....

Apparently Kim Kardashian is still salty about the time Demi Moore called her out for using the word pimp on Twitter which is surprising considering it got Kim’s name in the press, her entire reason for living. Anyway, Kim decided to be a bitch a...

“They said ‘never be downwind of her.’ I should have listened, dear sweet God, I should have listened..” Posted by Photo Boy You may be thinking it’s insensitive to post this photo set and make cruel and baseless fart joke...

Posted by Photo Boy Ok, that headline may be a tad dramatic. Although, having seen far more episodes of Jersey Shore than any self-respecting person should ever admit to (this is a direct result of sharing a house with a person with a vagina), I can us...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The ...

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’…” On Friday, we posted a bunch of extremely accurate recordings of how Stephen Hawking works them hos down at the sex club by making them hover naked over his lifeless body a.k.a. the pimpest...

Posted by Photo Boy Since the inexplicable announcement that she will host SNL — Let’s assume Lorne Michaels is hogtied in the back of a Tanqueray warehouse — Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything so far that would lead us to think...

- Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. - Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. - Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. - Kate Upton‘s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. - Uma Thurma...

According to the April issue of Britain's Glamour magazine, The Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence has confessed she's not jealous at all of Kristen Stewart. The awaited new movie actress said she doesn't want to become a household name....

According to the latest reports, Best Actress Oscar winner Meryl Streep has revealed she likes to store her Oscar statues in bathrooms!...

Posted by Photo Boy Natalie Portman is notoriously secretive of her private life which is exactly why when she decided to marry The Lord of The Sissy Dance, she told no one. That is, of course, until she new she’d be on television with a billion ...

According to the latest reports, Oscar winning actress Natalie Portman is officially off the market!...

“Wait. You mean this guy I pleasantly raped in the bathroom?” “It vasn’t really rape by zee end, brothah.” “Ha! No, it wasn’t. I mean, eww.” Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNRead More ....

“Ohmygod, it’s Heidi Klum. We have so much in common!” “Scheisse. It’s true.” Rest in Peace, Sexy Nazi Fucksday Device. Adding… Anyone else look at these Heidi Klum pics and contemplate melting their own face t...

If Rihanna‘s head wasn’t fortified from years of Barbadian rum and butt sex, her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown would’ve caved it in the night he savagely beat her and left her for dead which she’s since forgiven him for. So clearly s...

Posted by Photo Boy - The 10 Greatest Oscar Travesties Since 1941 because did you hear the Oscars were on last night? - And the award for Best Pic- oh, who am I trying to kid, here’s Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. - Just how desperate is ...

“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.” Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close ...

Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade o...

On Friday, we learned that Gerard Butler disappeared for a few weeks to get his shit straight in rehab presumably after finding out he banged Brandi Glanville and/or finally seeing his reflection in the mirror he was snorting coke off of. Long story sh...