Apparently Snooki does live entirely off of whipped cream because here she is in Miami eating dinner and pretending it's a man who appreciates a good Hobbit beeje. On that note, I'm now 98% positive this is how MTV... ...read full story ...

Doug Reinhardt reportedly dropped over $2 million on Paris Hilton during their relationship, according to RadarOnline: Doug never used Paris. He spent 2 million dollars on her over the course of a year and a half, a source revealed... ...read full story ...

Donald Faison's girlfriend CaCee Cobb decided to tweet a pic of him on the can after dining out with Jessica Simpson Wednesday and to his credit, he's surprisingly cool with it. Because if you can't see the star of... ...read full story ...

While her dad is threatening conversatorships or whatever the hell he has to say to keep him and his starfucker fiance mugging for the cameras, Lindsay Lohan is now being named as a suspect in the theft of a... ...read full story ...

It seems hilarious to me now that everyone's first thought about Kate Hudson's slightly bigger breasts is that she inexplicably purchased the world's tiniest implants and not that she just got knocked up by some random dude which, judging... ...read full ...

Kate Gosselin reportedly hasn't been penetrated in almost 15 months and, even worse, it was by Jon Gosselin, according to Life & Style: According to Stephanie Santoro -- the family's former nanny, who hooked up with Jon after his... ...read full story ...

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Finally, here's JWoww in a bikini to cleanse your palate of Snarf-ass and bring Bikini Morning to its inevitable, fake-breasted close. I don't really have much to say here about JWoww but I'm sure she has a wonderful personality... ...read full story ...

And it's time for another Michael Lohan media stunt. Just this afternoon Lindsay's dad, under a surprisingly legitimate premise, managed to convince two sheriff deputies to go with him to Lindsay's house to check on her sister Ali, according... ...read fu...

Jessica Simpson has worried her friends and family as she apparently started to party like she's 19 again. The single singer/actress/realty TV star is said to be drowning her sorrows with alcohol....

According to Britain's Now magazine, Bad Romance singer Lady GaGa is feeling so unhappy about herself, that she's planning to have plastic surgery in a desperate try to beat her depression....

- Scott Baio only teabags the government now. [PopEater] - Larry King's wife's manstress speaks. [Dlisted] - Jennifer Lopez claims she's done with her diva days. [Lainey Gossip] - Brooklyn Decker is doing it wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]. ...re...

Welcome to Bikini Morning on The Superficial! Here's JWoww, Snooki and Angelina filming Jersey Shore in Miami yesterday and clearly the producers are just copying pages directly from the Heidi Montag playbook. I mean Christ, they've already surgical ...re...

Bikini Morning barrels on with Angelina from Jersey Shore who apparently calls herself the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island because of her all nature figure so clearly this one's a drinker. On that note, I had no idea who... ...read full story ...

Bikini Morning takes a stop at Slutty EwokTown, and I have to respect Snooki here for a minute for actually having the wherewithal to realize nobody wants to see what's under that sarong. Then again, it frees her up... ...read full story ...

Judah Friedlander and KFC want you to Double Down for a chance for you and a friend to have a seat at Judah's Blackjack Table in May. HOW TO ENTER: If you're at least 21 years of age -... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan claims she was spat on last night by Samantha Ronson and apparently not in the good lesbian way. Via Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/... ...read full story ...

It seems Kevin Jonas loves his married life. He wed longtime love Danielle Deleasa in December last year and insists his marriage is amazing and that he's very happy....

Pop singer Rihanna was rushed to a hospital after performing in Switzerland on Monday night. The Umbrella hitmaker played a sold-out concert in Zurich, but after leaving the Hallenstadion venue just after midnight she was taken to the Hirslanden private c...

Sources say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning to get married in order to please their six children. Apparently, the Hollywood couple have agreed to tie the knot to make their kids happy, as they have been wanting a wedding since they've been ...

Here's Lady GaGa performing in Tokyo last night where apparently 90% of her stage show involves dancers touching her ass like it's the face of Jesus. Not that I'm saying it isn't because if I were a deity returned... ...read full story ...

Tara Reid's wedding has been called off for reasons I can only assume involve her being a melty pile of drunken penis hurt. People reports: The actress and Playboy model, 34, gave no explanation, releasing only a brief statement... ...read full story ...

Clearly growing weary of Adrianne Curry stealing her Twitter thunder, Coco decided to up the ante by posting the above photo of her beaver getting waxed. (I'm bringing that word back.): Getting a bikini wax. She's about to pull... ...read full story ...

The Situation mugged it up for the paparazzi yesterday by trying to pick up random women at a bar in Miami and, of course, eventually snagged one because he's on TV. Which is almost an accomplishment until you remember... ...read full story ...

While The Situation surprisingly found love without the aid of rohypnol, JWoww paraded her giant breasts around Miami yesterday because MTV didn't hire her for her face, personality, midsection, ass, arms, again face or thoughts on healthcare reform ...re...

- Leonard Nimoy is retiring. [PopEater] - Kal Penn got mugged on 420? Is nothing sacred?! [Dlisted] - Ryan Reynolds is the Orange Lantern? [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Hart in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Kim Kardashian... ...read full story...

According to Hollywood insiders, actress Vanessa Hudgens, whose boyfriend Zac Efron recently revealed he'd like to take on the role of Spider-Man, is in talks to play Spider-Woman. She is said to be among the favorites to play this character in another Ho...

Because I didn't really cover Coachella much yesterday, here's a quick glance at some celebs I missed (in no particular order): Expensive Stripper Lady Midge the Giant Fucker How Every Woman Should Look During Pregnancy Girl Typhoid Mary Kate... ...read f...

Here's Doug Reinhardt scoring some more ass at Industry last night and I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to the community if I didn't make sure this information was out there: HIS PENIS WAS IN PARIS HILTON'S... ...read full story ...

According to RadarOnline, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan reportedly owes $600,000 on her various credit cards. Her last film, Labor Pains, went straight to DVD and her income these days is said to be fairly low....

41 year-old actress Jennifer Aniston follows in the footsteps of fellow Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore by trying her talent into directing. I have a project in development I'm going to direct, Aniston said....

I swear I didn't mean to turn this into The Kate Bosworth-Ficial, but here she is in Palm Springs yesterday making a strong case for tiny implants. And, yes, that is Alexander Skarsgard grabbing her weird ass which proves... ...read full story ...

To absolutely no one's surprise, Mark Consuelos lives in perpetual fear of Kelly Ripa's penis button, according to People: He actually pays me money to keep my clothes on! Ripa, 39, joked to PEOPLE of husband Mark Consuelos at... ...read full story ...

Snooki apparently ditched the only man willing to have sex with her sober, according to TMZ: We're told the Jersey Shore cutie believes her formerly favorite guido was cheating on her. In this guy's defense, he probably thought that... ...read full story ...

I have no idea where these latest Adriana Lima pics came from but they're making the Internet rounds today and involve a topless supermodel so the decision-making's basically done for me. Sort of like finding somebody's wallet on the... ...read full story...

Adrian Grenier is apparently a master at luring women toward his funky swamp-cock. NY Daily News reports: We hear that Adrian Grenier and an Entourage of guys strolled into N.Y.C. hotspot Amnesia last week and immediately approached a group... ...read ful...

- Sandra Bullock was cheated on with a chick with a swastika on her hooch. She can calculate whatever she wants. [PopEater] - Larry King is NOT getting a divorce. [Dlisted] - Megan Fox has been practicing her pretend... ...read full story ...

Seen here at Coachella with Ali because positive role models are important, Lindsay Lohan reportedly owes more than half a mil in credit card debt, according to RadarOnline: Lindsay owes credit cards $600,000, a source tells RadarOnline.com of the ...read...

Katy Perry took her giant breasts to Coachella over the weekend where I can only assume she waved them at dirty hippies who realized they should probably take a shower and try to touch woman's breasts. I'm sorry, let... ...read full story ...

Last week the word going around was that Kate Hudson got implants. Small, non-obtrusive implants, but implants nonetheless. So here she is at Coachella yesterday and I honestly have no fucking clue. It's like staring at two near-identical pieces... ...rea...

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Hey, folks, sorry for the late start. I'm in LA working on a shiny new Superficial for you, so posting might be a tad sporadic the next few days. Fortunately AnnaLynne McCord's groin is here to make things better... ...read full story ...

Q: Why do all these mistresses keep coming forward and admitting to being gigantic whores? A: TMZ has learned a new reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle Bombshell McGee and Jamie Jungers --... ...read full story ...

Actress Sienna Miller, who's currently dating British actor Jude Law, has topped the list of potential female leads to star in the Sherlock Holmes movie sequel. Her beau played Dr. Watson in the first adaptation of the famous fictional detective....

According to insiders, Telephone singer Lady GaGa is in talks to put her live show on the big screen using the same 3-D technology used in James Cameron's sci-fi epic Avatar....

It seems Chace Crawford has his sights set on dating British singer/TV star Cheryl Cole. The Gossip Girl actor says he'd love to settle with the Girls Aloud beauty. I want to date Cheryl Cole, Chace told Daily Mirror newspaper....

- Kiefer Sutherland continues to define awesome. [PopEater] - Adrian Grenier finally ditched the fro. [Lainey Gossip] - Amy Winehouse and Kiefer Sutherland should never have children. That's all I'm saying. [Dlisted] - Amanda Seyfried was literally ...re...

Dr. Drew Pinsky is getting nailed with a shit-ton of criticism after making probably the greatest suggestion anyone could possibly make regarding Lindsay Lohan's drug addiction. Via The Huffington Post: If she were my daughter, I would pack her... ...read...

After the entire cast of The Hills threw Heidi Montag under the bus by refuting her claims of sexual harassment, Spencer Pratt decided to lash out on Twitter at Audrina Patridge because, well, he's got a lot of free... ...read full story ...

Because her entire life is nothing but a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, Kim Kardashian apparently hooked up with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo in Madrid this week, according to RadarOnline: Newly single Kim watched him play for Real... ...read full ...