26-year-old star Olivia Wilde has been named Peta's Sexiest Vegetarian of 2010. The actress and Biggest Loser trainer Bob Harper were the two celebrities to be honored by the animal rights organization....

   So here’s controversial artist Dan Lacey’s latest portraits to commemorate the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death, and you’ve got to respect someone who “presupposes” that Michael turned b...

Nick Jonas really knows how to play! The Jonas Brothers star, who is currently starring as Marius in the hit London musical Les Miserables, is apparently dating two of his female costars....

   Kim Kardashian unveiled her wax statue today at Madame Tussauds in Times Square today, and this thing is probably the closet any of us will get to seeing what Kim sees in the mirror. Because you know the Sarong Butt Ninja had final appro...

 Meet Kristin. Kristin sent me several pics until she realized there’s a simple and direct route to my heart: handjobs bikinis. Sure, this might be a contest that’s looking for the best face, but that’s like saying racism is just ab...

   When Chris Brown broke down crying during his BET Awards tribute to Michael Jackson, America couldn’t trip over themselves fast enough to say he’s off the hook for biting and punching Rihanna about the neck and face. Which, s...

 Realizing it’s time to build on his groundbreaking, anti-Semitic “Sugar Tits” rant, Mel Gibson reportedly went on a racial tirade while arguing with his ex Oksana Grigorieva about her appearance. As threatened last week, she happen...

   Because everyone knows grown-ups walk around with their undergarments hanging out, here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a gym in West Hollywood last night which is actually the tamest thing she’s done in a while. No, really, after last...

  - Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. - Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! - Dolly Parton is a national treasure. - Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyon...

 It’s been only a few hours since recordings of Mel Gibson telling Oksana Grigorieva she’d be “raped by a pack of n-ggers” have been reported, but already the NAACP and Anti-Defamation League have issued statements to TMZ that...

   Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one pers...

We hear wedding bells for Zoe Saldana as the 32-year-old actress got engaged to her boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton. Saldana has kept her romance with 33-year-old Britton fairly quiet....

   After watching her manage to duck jail while still drinking with a SCRAM bracelet on these past few months, it’s becoming painfully obvious Lindsay Lohan blew Satan at some point. And now on top of that, TMZ has uncovered the reaso...

It seems that Twilight star Robert Pattinson has many ambitions besides acting. According to the German edition of Glamour magazine, the actor would like to start his own religion....

   And now I officially know what Jews feel like during Hanukkah. On that note, if Kelly Brook isn’t in a bikini for four more days, someone should try her for war crimes. Big breasts don’t protect you from the eyes of justice. ...

  We’re only six hours into The Superficial Banner Girl Contest and already I’ve seen a ton of lovely ladies, a few not-so-lovely ones, a dude, one of my friends in her underwear, a porn star (No joke.) and most importantly, a chick ...

 As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I’ve added to...

   Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy po...

   In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men give...

   Here’s a skinnier-than-usual Britney Spears stopping at Starbucks yesterday to remedy that fact because she believes pouch bellies can predict the future. Now, some people might argue she ordered a low-fat drink, but I managed to z...

   Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados today where she continued to remind everyone that large breasts are the only thing that matter about anything. Except in the case of Coco who proved they can’t distract from a horribly mis-shave...

   Here’s Coco on vacation in Miami over the weekend where she apparently decided a three-year-old’s bikini was sufficient cover for her She-Hulk frame. (It was.) At this point my brain literally can’t process everything t...

   Thanks to shitty decision-making being an integral genome of Lohan DNA, Lindsay is banking on her upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace to bounce her career back to its Mean Girls heyday. Except most film experts agree it will probab...

Actress Megan Fox is officially off the market! According to Star magazine, the sexy star married her longtime boyfriend Brian Austin Green late last week in Hawaii. Green's son, Kassius, 8, was also present at the ceremony, his rep said....

Blah Blah Blah singer Ke$ha, who is currently single, admitted she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can't stand the thought of dating someone too feminine....

 Apparently a shocking amount of you were attached to the blonde girl who used to adorn The Superficial banner at the top of the site (Note to Self: Invent fuckable clip-art.), so since she’s been wrapped up in the big shower curtain in the sky...

   Here’s Kate Gosselin taking her botched Botox-face for a jog because somehow that will change the fact she permanently looks like she caught you using the good silverware when there’s not even company over. (Asshole.) On that...

   Clearly the Good Lord has taken favor with my assault on Chris Brown and has seen fit to reward me with even more pics of Kelly Brook in a bikini this morning. Granted, I don’t believe in God, but I’m honestly at a loss to ex...

   - David Letterman prefers Paris Hilton over Kristen Stewart. - Bradley Cooper makes no fucking sense. - Alexander Skarsgard “loves being naked.” - Naomi Campbell and Coco have a lot in common. - Sofia Vergara should replace e...

 Joe Jackson has filed a wrongful death suit against Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal physician who administered the lethal dose of Propofol, and his legal team has apparently found a stripper who claims the good doctor not only in...

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   - Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. - Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. - Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? - JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. - Robert Pattinson is ready to stop...

   Apparently we live in a world populated entirely by amnesiacs with Down Syndrome, because people cannot shut up this morning about how Chris Brown is “back” after his teary-eyed Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards last ...

   Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Electric Daisy Carnival rave Saturday night because if there’s a safe haven where drug addicts on probation can go to avoid temptation, it’s a room full of pills and flashing lights assa...

   When it was reported over the weekend that Mel Gibson allegedly punched Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth out, pretty much everyone’s response was, “If he did, there’d be dental records.” Of course most of those peo...

   Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 ...

   Here’s Taylor Momsen with her band The Pretty Reckless performing at Warped Tour over the weekend and pushing Underage Summer into new levels of me going to jail. Except thanks to the keen investigative work of Reuters, I now know ...

After being in talks with Warner Bros./New Line and MGM, Peter Jackson is apparently set to direct the two Hobbit films – he also directed the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Guillermo Del Toro quit the project and other top directors turned down offers to r...

Kristen Stewart confessed she used to be called a bitch when she was at school. The 20-year-old actress says her schoolmates were jealous of her Hollywood career....

According to a new report, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are planning to marry in Los Angeles. The Australian model and the British actor have recently announced they're engaged after several years of dating and they have decided to have their wedding in...

   I was going to let PopSugar handle these, but then I realized we might have a riot on our hands if not done properly. So on that note, here’s Kristen Stewart outside Letterman this afternoon where she showed off her new, lighter ha...

   I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known t...

  Here’s Katy Perry posing topless for the UK edition of Esquire and if Russell Brand wants to win the hearts and minds of Americas, he needs to remove those arms on the ASAP. No, really, I’ve seen pics from Ground Zero that are less...

   TMZ reports Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM is apparently sensitive to spray tanning solution which explains why she looks Cokey the Druggiest Jersey Shore Kid outside Voyeur last night: Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can&...

   Dear Everyone Against Allowing Open Immigration from Mexico into the US, Eh? Sincerely, These Babies Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ... ...

   - Mel Gibson’s ex filed a restraining order first. - Jaden Smith is 11, people. E. Lev. En. - Tila Tequila’s daily areola showing. - Mickey Rourke’s hair was fucking epic. I don’t care what anyone else says. - Ash...

   Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy&#...

   Here’s Peaches Geldof at a hotel in LA yesterday and I honestly couldn’t tell you what she’s famous for but I do know she’s banging Eli Roth which is kind of interesting. Mostly because when a director makes it bi...

Ashley Greene said she will be forever grateful to Twilight because the movie series allowed her to escape being a waitress for the rest of her life! The 23-year-old actress believes she would still be taking orders now if it wasn't for her vampire role....

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