Comedian Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend and his reps have now confirmed it was a suicide attempt involving several stab wounds. Page Six reports: Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment. ...re...

Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips had the unfortunate task of going to Tila Tequila's house yesterday to retrieve Casey Johnson's personal items including her dogs. Not surprisingly this resulted in the LAPD showing up after Tila decided to once... ...read ...

While CBS busts out the whitewash because your dad thinks Two and a Half Men is hilarious, Hanes immediately dropped Charlie Sheen from it's ad campaigns the day following his arrest, according to the AP: It's a pretty standard,... ...read full story ...

Apparently Tiger Woods has a mistress named Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (Why not?) who's shopping around a tell-all book that claims the golfer really was sticking his penis in everything. RadarOnline reports: Loredana recently attempted to sell her sto ...re...

Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers continued their Mexican getaway yesterday aboard the S.S. Hey, Watch Me Bang this Dude Right Here on the Deck Then Seductively Eat Strawberries in my Bikini, Chris Brown. Don't You Wish... ...read full story ...

While Lindsay Lohan's busy accusing her former best friend Patrick Aufdenkamp of sstealing the designs to her upcoming 6126 clothing line, it turns out she might be guilty of design theft herself. WWD reports: Only days after WWD published... ...read full...

Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this morning, according to TMZ: We're told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying. His rep is still trying to confirm what happened... ...read full story ...

Thanks to her work in Precious, a shitfaced Mariah Carey accepted her award for Breakthrough Artist at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Awards last night where she admitted to being drunk, went on a tangent about Helen Mirren... ...read full story...

While the Internet marvels at Kate Gosselin's ability to wear extensions, here she is in Reading, Pa. this morning showing all the telltale signs that we need to evacuate the fucking planet: Heaving bosom? Check. Maternity shirt? Check. Jowls?... ...read ...

Here are some more shots of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in St. Barth's yesterday and I'm secure enough to admit these two are an insanely beautiful couple. In fact, I'm pretty sure when they have sex, golden angels... ...read full story ...

Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I'm supposed to be titillated with excitement, but... ...read full story ...

Patrick Aufdenkamp, the long-time Lindsay Lohan companion accused of stealing her clothing designs, issued the following statement to Perez Hilton last night: I stand by my integrity as an artist and my morals as a business person. I would... ...read full...

Here's Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson in Cabo yesterday, and before someone without a penis tries to tell me she's wearing some sort of dress instead of sexy négligée, I don't come into your house and ruin your fantasies.... ...read full story ...

It seems that Jennifer Lopez made a vow to herself to remain sexy no matter what. And the fact that she's a mommy now in her 40's won't stop her. This is what I do, Lopez said. What, because I have kids and a husband now, I'm not supposed to be me? ...

Despite tweeting she was going to be offline w family to mourn the death of Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila's midget famewhore genes kicked in and she decided to milk this thing for all it's worth by firing off a... ...read full story ...

It seems that the deaths of her close friends really messed up Uma Thurman. After breaking the engagement with Arpad Busson things didn't get better making her close friends really worried. ...

Casey Johnson was no stranger to the celebrity party scene, so in the wake of her death, Samantha Ronson issued a warning on Twitter about the dangers of drug use that was obviously aimed point blank at Lindsay Lohan.... ...read full story ...

The catwalk queen recently declared that she never dreamed being a model. I would never have thought about being a model, ever, Kate Moss, told a UK newspaper ...

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Jude Law recently admitted that he didn't read any of the Sherlock Holmes books before getting a part in the 2009 production. Yes, I'm English, but I never really read the Sherlock books as a boy, said Law. This was a new literary discovery for me, but a ...

Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the Dodgers were spotted on a romantic getaway in Mexico yesterday and this guy has it so made in this relationship. Think about it, all he has to do is not act like Chris... ...read full story ...

As if their heavily-edited bikini photos weren't enough, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are featured in a new commercial for QuickTrim (after the jump) that's basically the Avatar of late night infomericals. If James Cameron saw this thing, he'd probably. ...re...

Tila Tequila's fiancee and Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson was found dead this morning at 30, according to TMZ: Johnson was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila. We spoke with Tila a few minutes ago. She says they were... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan sycophant Patrick Aufdenkamp has allegedly stolen Lindsay's clothing designs and plans to market them as his own, according to Us Magazine: A friend close to Lohan tells UsMagazine.com, Patrick stole Lindsay's sketches for her new 612 ...rea...

And Tila Tequila continues to beat the dead horse formerly known as Casey Johnson: I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives... ...read full story ...

At a table read for Two and a Half Men following the holidays, Charlie Sheen made a joke about his holiday fiasco which cracked everybody up so he wouldn't knife them in the pancreas. RadarOnline reports: Jon gave a... ...read full story ...

- Charlie Sheen's wife went to alcohol rehab while she was pregnant with twins. -- Okay, maybe these two really do belong together. [PopEater] - Russell Brand had to fuck all of Great Britain to figure out he should... ...read full story ...

Did I say Monday? I'm a goddamn liar. Because apparently ignoring the basic laws of physics is this year's Twitter, here's Hayden Panettiere with her latest gravy train, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, celebrating the New Year in Mia ...re...

Here's Gwen Stefani on the beach in St. Barth's today and can someone explain to me why she's wearing Wonder Woman's armbands? More importantly, why is it so expensive to get my face surgically altered to look like Gavin... ...read full story ...

Lindsay and Ali Lohan spent the New Years weekend in St. Barth's where I can only assume they clung to the side of ships like barnacles then snuck aboard and pretended they're the maids. But before you assume that's... ...read full story ...

After she was spotted wearing her wedding ring over the weekend, Elin Nordegren Woods might be ready to take Tiger Woods back, according to The Scoop: Tiger and Elin still love each other, according to a person close to... ...read full story ...

It seems that Guy Ritchie's plans for shooting a Sherlock Holmes sequel has to be put aside for the moment. Andrea Plunket, who holds the copyright to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's literary creation, is not so happy with Robert Downey Jr.'s comments that Holme...

According to recent rumors, Jennifer Aniston thinks Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie is a total sham. She seems convinced that her ex-husband is being manipulated by Angelina Jolie and that Pitt is faking he's a happy married man for the camer...

Even if he dropped out of University for acting, Jake Gyllenhaal wants to finish his degree. Jake studied Eastern religions and philosophy at Columbia University for two years, until 2000. I dropped out of Columbia University in 2000 after two years of st...

Jay-Z wants to organize Robbie Williams' wedding, it has been reported. After preparing Beyonce Knowles' wedding in 2008, Jay-Z seems to know just what Robbie and his girl, Ayda Field, need....

Kristen Bell recently filmed Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and the experience left her wanting to rub her face in some Xtina funbags which I'm just now noticing might have shrunk. NOOOOOO! While I figure out a way to spear... ...read full story ...

> Pre-golf club to the face, Tiger Woods posed shirtless for the cover of February's Vanity Fair and Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there's maybe... ...read full story...

So remember when Tila Tequila said she's pregnant and a surrogate mother for her brother? She basically pulled that shit out of her leprechaun ass. For the most part. Us Magazine reports: I said I'm going to become a... ...read full story ...

No, I didn't get collagen to look more like Angelina. I'm, uh, having an allergic reaction. From making out with my brother. No, wait. -- Billy Bob Thornton. SWISH. Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

- James Franco's thighs: Not for everyone. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Brown might be able to revive his career. Provided he's still able to make music at 50. [PopEater] - Andriy Voronin's love for his wife could take somebody's... ...read full story ...

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The Penis Button Posted: 5/7/09 I know it's 2010 already, but I honestly couldn't live with myself if I didn't pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa's Penis Button. And for those of... ...read full story ...

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1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote... ...read full sto...

Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa's vagina until Monday (You're welcome, by the way.), let's take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren't just naked pictures. Even though those are the real... ...read full story ...

Years from now when we're huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I'll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say I knew this was coming the moment... ...read full story ...

2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you're like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can... ...read full story ...

After she recently split from Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson thought that Owen Wilson was not so bad, after all… And the two are, again, a couple… romantic, huh? They hadn't seen each other for some time, but when things took a turn for the worse with Al...

Rumors say that Rihanna's friends fear that the star is falling apart, since she spends all her spare time partying and boozing. Her new tattoo also was interpreted a message that she's driving herself to the ground: Never a failure, always a lesson. ...