Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed... ...read full story ...

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of... ...read full story ...

Here's the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his This Is It tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player... ...read full story ...

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just... ...read full story ...

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go Aw, c'mon! Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he'd have me strapped... ...read full story ...

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one's surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam's no looker, I still don't get what she's doing with Lindsay who, let's face... ...read full story...

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel's ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and Goddamn! NY Daily News reports: Things don't look good for them right now -- they've hit... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to... ...read full story ...

Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: I want my children, Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation... ...read full story ...

On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there's no way these are candid shots, but that's like complaining the girl... ...read full story ...

Following in the constantly mugging footsteps of her brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt did some canned bikini posing in Miami yesterday. You might remember her from such posts as the girl who claimed starring on The Hills made her bulimic... ...read full s...

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker? [The... ...read full story ...

- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would've shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog] - Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth continues... ...read full story ...

Nobody has a clue, or honestly gives a fuck, where this mysterious video of a naked Bar Refaeli came from today because it's Bar Refaeli naked. To put things in perspective, if someone asked me Hey, want to see... ...read full story ...

Gary Coleman's 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports: According to the sheriff's website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdeme ...re...

Bradley Cooper apparently got what he wanted from Jennifer Aniston and has moved on to his next cougar: Renee Zellweger. The two were spotted having a romantic dinner Tuesday night in Manhattan, according to OK! Magazine: Throughout the dinner... ...read ...

The eldest Jonas brother, Kevin, 22, popped the question to his girlfriend of two years, Danielle Deleasa, 21. Both of them have confirmed the news and so have his parents, Paul Kevin Jonas, Sr. and Denise. According to People, which was the first to repo...

Here's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don't know much about her except she's in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts.... ...read full story ...

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It's a... ...read full story ...

Since it's basically been a bikini-fest today (A purposeful, Michael Jackson-free bikini fest!), I figured I'd post the latest shots of Robert Pattinson on the set of Remember Me in New York with Emilie de Ravin who divorced her... ...read full story ...

These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria's Secret TV special, and I love everything that's happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler's face. It's like I want... ...read full ...

Kate Gosselin's upcoming cookbook Love is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories just saw its October release date nixed by Christian publisher Zondervan which makes sense considering the book's back cover reads an inside look at one of... ...read full st...

- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe's 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn't emerge. I'm as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian] - Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies... ...read full story ...

After becoming social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into full-blown religious hysteria. The two appeared on conspiracy nutjob Alex Jo ...re...

Here's Britney Spears' latest video for Radar and it probably has the most absurd premise I've ever seen. Namely Britney as a sophisticated aristocrat who watches polo. I'm not saying music videos have to be totally realistic, but maybe... ...read full st...

Meghan McCain is hard at work on a book about her life, complete with a chapter on Sarah Palin, and already knows who she wants to play her in the movie: Hilary Duff. I guess Megan wants to see... ...read full story ...

It's official: singer/actress Hilary Duff will join the cast of Gossip Girl for a multi-episode guest arc - as a new roommate for one of the favorite characters and a love interest for another!...

Lindsay Lohan was apparently paid $70,000 for her swimsuit birthday party at the Wet Republic which guests report was a blatant cash grab for the broke actress. Page Six reports: At the event, which served as a promotion for... ...read full story ...

Either this is a blatant stunt to stave off a 50% drop in box office in the face of overwhelming reports of racism and giant robot testicles, or Megan Fox has finally realized Brian Austin Green is doomed to... ...read full story ...

US Weekly is reporting that Michael Jackson's dermatologist, and Debbie Rowe's former boss, Dr. Arnold Klein is allegedly the biological father of Michael Jr. and Paris: He is the dad, says a Jackson insider. He and Debbie signed an... ...read full story ...

This keeps getting better. Debbie Rowe's lawyer just fired off a statement to RadarOnline stating that she is, in fact, the biological mother of Michael Jackson's oldest children: We refuse to be drawn into addressing the various rumors and... ...read ful...

Tennis star Anna Kournikova found herself in a catfight Saturday night when a drunk woman decided to throw a drink at her, according to Page Six: Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic... ...read full story ...

Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard attended the London premiere of Public Enemies this afternoon, and they're probably the most attractive thing going on in the celebrity world right now thanks to Michael Jackson breaking the goddamn Internet. So, you ...re...

A will signed by Michael Jackson in 2002 has surfaced and essentially leaves everything to his mother and three kids. Completely left out is his father Joe Jackson (above) who repeatedly beat Michael as a child. E! News reports:... ...read full story ...

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared] - Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that... ...read full story ...

Here's Mariah Carey on the set of her latest music video Obsessed in New York yesterday where reports are pouring in she dressed up like Eminem. Because everyone knows Eminem has black hair, a goatee and looks exactly like... ...read full story ...

A week after the birth of their twin daughters, Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick have released the first photo of their newborn twin daughters, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick. The couple welcomed the twin girls, born v...

Aspiring singer Susan Boyle, who achieved fame through her Britain's Got Talent performance, is reported to have been lined up to appear as herself in the popular US comedy, according to The Sun. The UK tabloid reported that the talent show runner-up, 48,...

Because, of course, this situation has to be a clusterfuck of epic proportions, TMZ has learned that not only is Debbie Rowe not the biological parent of Michael Jr. and Paris. Neither is Michael Jackson: Multiple sources deeply connected... ...read full ...

Jude Law is heading to Broadway! According to The New York Times, the actor, who's currently starring in a Donmar Warehouse production of Shakespeare's Hamlet, will bring the show to Broadway in September. His Hamlet will play a 12-week run at the Broadh...

Actress Julia Stiles is set to make her Broadway debut with a reprisal of her role in David Mamet's hit play Oleanna, opening Oct. 11 at the Golden Theater in New York. The play tells the story of a power struggle between a university professor and one of...

Chris Brown had a chance to perform at Sunday's BET Awards, but producers supposedly backed out at the last minute after Jay-Z and Al Sharpton pulled some strings. NY Daily News reports: One source says Brown's absence came at... ...read full story ...

According to Entertainment Weekly reports, Drea de Matteo is moving to Wisteria Lane. ABC's hit drama Desperate Housewives has brought on the Sons of Anarchy star to play an Edie like role in their upcoming sixth season. Now that Nicollette Sheridan's cha...

Michael Jackson's fans will get one last chance to say goodbye to the pop superstar. His body will be driven to his Neverland Valley Ranch in central California as early as Thursday, according to media reports. Both private and public services will be he...

Sean Diddy Combs flipped the fuck out Saturday night when guests at a Michael Jackson tribute party dared to celebrate the King of Pop's death by, gasp!, enjoying his music. What a bunch of dicks. NY Daily News reports:... ...read full story ...

Former American Idol contest and country star Kellie Pickler announced during a radio interview she's been secretly dating Kid Rock for over a year, according to Associated Content. The 23-year-old singer is 15 years younger than Kid Rock which... ...read...

Here's Madonna and Mercy, her latest adopted daughter from Malawi, in London yesterday, and don't be fooled: They want you to think they're getting into a car when, in reality, Madonna will wait for the opportune moment to sprout... ...read full story ...

Details from Michael Jackson's autopsy that appeared in The Sun are reportedly fake, according to TMZ. However, keep in mind this is like the National Enquirer calling Us Weekly a liar. Or vice versa. That said, the supposedly fake... ...read full story ...

In the hustle and bustle of the UK premiere of Transformers, Megan Fox unknowingly blew off 11-year-old Harvey Kindlon (above) who was trying to give the actress a yellow rose. Since then, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to find... ...read full story ...