Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his WordPress blog: I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me... ...read full story ...

- Corey Haim suddenly matters to celebrities with Twitter accounts. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can sing now. [Lainey Gossip] - Christina Hendricks gets her own Barbie doll. [Dlisted] - Grace Jones really needs to stop doing this.... ...read f...

As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to... ...read full story ...

High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron said he would very much like to meet and shake hands with critically-acclaimed Avatar director James Cameron. He also compared watching Avatar with first time seeing Jurassic Park....

Corey Haim reportedly turned down an offer to participate in VH1's Celebrity Rehab within the past 10 days, according to TMZ: Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was extremely defensive... ...read ful...

I'm mostly posting this just-released outtake from Megan Fox's photo shoot in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar because it has absolutely nothing to do with Corey Haim. Unless it turns out he was secretly Brian Austin Green in... ...read full story ...

Here's Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,... ...read full st...

Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ: We've learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications... ...read fu...

Kristen Stewart's rumored dating partner – messy-haired Twilight actor Robert Pattinson – has a dirty little secret: he's a closet smoker!...

Lindsay Lohan apparently called her mom bawling after seeing the E-Trade commercial about a milkaholic baby named Lindsay and it looks like Dina's in on the suit, according to The New York Post: They're little babies doing this, mocking... ...read full st...

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: Bitch, I will cut you. [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin's career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her... ...read f...

Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson's breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor's Ball that he... ...read full story...

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer... ...read full story ...

Here's Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns... ...read full story ...

Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a milkaholic baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad -- part of a... ...read full story ...

And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I'm 90% positive I'll literally shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Fagina PieTrap... ...read full ...

It seems Amy Winehouse worries again her friends and family after she showed her keen interest in finding out more about Scientology. This happened after the Rehab singer rekindled her romance with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil who is involved with the c...

Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably because the man's a legendary director and could've easily got away with advocating credit card reform... ...read full story ...

Twilight star Kellan Lutz goes for brain over beauty. The hunky actor says looks can open the door for women, but it's just steps. It's the personality inside that counts....

Bourne Identity star Matt Damon thinks he is only offered roles that Brad Pitt doesn't want. Although he appeared alongside Brad and George Clooney in the Ocean's series, he insists his success comes from piggybacking his costars and doesn't even think th...

According to insiders, former Friends star Jennifer Aniston never wanted to rekindle her romance with ex-husband Brad Pitt. It seems the Hollywood heartthrob had hoped to rebuild his ex-marriage when he hit a rough patch with Angelina Jolie, his current p...

Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like... ...read full story ...

Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course... ...read full st...

Here's Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I'm no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm no longer welcome at... ...read full story ...

As the world focuses its attention on last night's Academy Awards, it's comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they're almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting... ...read full stor...

- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had Guess Who Won written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney's look of death explained. [Dlisted] - Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money.... ...read full sto...

Just a heads up, if I sound a little crotchety this morning, it's because I sat through the entire ABC broadcast of the Oscars and will never get that time back. Granted, I've blacked out drunk for longer periods... ...read full story ...

If you sat through the entire three hour plus verbal blowjob fest that was last night's Oscar, you were probably too paralyzed with suicidal thoughts to notice they forgot Farrah Fawcett during the Ha Ha, You People Died montage.... ...read full story ...

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere admits she has drunk alcohol for as long as she can remember. Actually, the 20-year-old actress says she's been drinking wine with her meals since the age of eight....

Dear Academy Awards, I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings. - The Superficial Scope Out (16) Pics of Christina Hendricks After the Jump Photos: Getty, WENN... ...read full story ...

When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a fucking whore for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I'd like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh.... ...read full story ...

Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free to make this an... ...read full story ...

Because he's already played an explosive expert in The Hurt Locker, Jeremy Renner thinks it's time to start handling some real napalm. With his penis. People reports: Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy, the source says.... ...read full s...

Pretty much what I just said in the headline, but with more words. Via the Daily Mail: It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones' 1997 song... ...read full story ...

Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports: Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the 'Smurfs.' Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of... ...read full story ...

- Rihanna is really pushing the boundaries of crazy shit she's allowed to get away wearing. [Lainey Gossip] - Sean Penn's weapon of choice? Ass cancer. [Dlisted] - Rebecca Gayheart had a baby girl. Now to explain why smoking... ...read full story ...

Here are the behind the scenes/outtakes from Audrina Patridge's FHM photo shoot making the Internet rounds today and I'm not really going to get into the specifics of why I'm posting these. But if you guessed it's to make... ...read full story ...

Here's Taylor Swift kicking off her Fearless tour in Tampa last night and, yes, I might have included a deliberately cropped panty photo from the show. But only because I respect Taylor Swift as a person so much. I... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to piss Samantha Ronson off by becoming a DJ now and even managed to earn herself a gig at the Nokia X6 Launch Party in London, according to RadarOnline: The source says that Lindsay's awful... ...read full story ...

After two previous relationships with Jonas Brothers star Joe Jonas and Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner, Love Story hitmaker Taylor Swift said the heartbreaks have been one of the best things that ever happened to her career because they did wonders for her ...

She-Wolf singer Shakira has got a medal from the United Nations for her work with impoverished children. The pop star founded the Barefoot Foundation in her native country of Colombia, which aims to make education available to disadvantaged children....

According to certain reports, 17-year-old actress Selena Gomez will replace Australian star Nicole Kidman in the upcoming comedy movie Monte Carlo based on the book Headhunters by Jules Bass. The producers took this decision because they wanted to give th...

According to New York Post, Johnny Depp's partner Vanessa Paradis, who raises two kids with the Hollywood actor, became very upset when she found out that Depp and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie The Tourist....

Tiger Woods' longtime caddy Steve Williams had no idea about the 67 cocktail waitresses his boss should've used the 4-iron with and apparently would've gone public had he known, according to People: I'm a straight-up sort of person, Williams... ...read fu...

Because hers is the face of wisdom, Lindsay Lohan will soon bless the world with her words. Via E! News: I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper,... ...read full story ...

Jon Gosselin having a small penis has become so universally known that it's literally costing him money at this point. Via The Huffington Post: If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little... ...read full story ...

Ke$ha apparently isn't a big fan of Britney Spears lip-syncing her way through every concert, according to Showbiz Spy: I think that's bulls***, she said. I don't think that's fair at all for people who are going to see... ...read full story ...

- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater] - Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip] - Dakota Fanning singing Cherry Bomb... ...read full story ...

Valerie McFarlane, one of the responding officers the night Charlie Sheen allegedly attacked Brooke Mueller, has been fired from the Aspen Police Department, according to RadarOnline: She is no longer working with the department, an Administrative ...read...