Victoria Beckham is a robot or something, I dunno

We started the day with Victoria Beckham looking ridiculous, so it's only fitting that we end the day with her looking futuristically ridiculous. Here she is posing for more photos in Paris and I have no idea what in the hell she's supposed to be. Is she some sort of feminine robot sent from the future to battle a totalitarian police-state? If so, Robo-Posh should probably look a little more seductive and a little less constipated. Unless these power-hungry cops dig chicks who can't poop. In that case her facial expressions make sense, I guess. Sci-fi is weird.