Jessica Simpson without cleavage makes the Baby Jesus cry

Jessica Simpson decided to wear a dress that didn't display her superhuman rack. Why she would do something like that, I dunno. Clearly she takes sick pleasure in making grown men cry. Well, I won't give her the satisfacti.... sniff… No, dammit. Be strong. Don't let her get to you. But, seriously, where are her boobs? Where?! Oh God, someone get the Kleenex. Here come the tears. Better make it a big box. This is going to be a long one.