Jessica Simpson's breasts are part of a balanced breakfast

Talk about a breath of fresh air. Let's just take a break from Britney and take in the magnificent cleavage of Jessica Simpson. Those things kind of make everything go away, don't they? I feel rejuvenated already. What's that? Her face isn't looking so great? Okay, I don't want to be rude, but, if you were looking at Jessica Simpson's face, this might not be the site for you. You've completely missed the artistic statement I'm trying to make here, and that is this: Gigantic boobs are the most awesome and important thing in the world. Did I copy that from the Bible? No, but don't feel bad, I get that a lot.