Gisele Bundchen is a shoe salesman

Today is maybe the slowest news day ever, so here's Gisele Bundchen in Melbourne, Australia launching her new Ipanema shoe collection for Novo. Although calling these things shoes is a stretch. They're more like flip flops. Ugly flip flops. You'd think a supermodel would be better at this. Well, no, I guess that's not true. The only thing you'd expect a supermodel to be good at is not eating and trying to read books upside down.